karyn washington. 30 years old. cleveland, ohio. fan of hiddleston, cumberbatch, cumming, esparza. watches law&order:svu, criminal minds, the good wife. frustrated fan fiction writer.
i have an addiction to tea. at any time, i usually have at least four types in my desk drawer and ten more at home. of all the possible addictions i could have, this is the least terrible. i also abuse my verismo. i'm surprised it hasn't revolted.
i didn't choose judaism; judaism chose me.
i love true crime books and biographies. i also love trash tv, mind candy magazines, and 90s pop music. i will not apologize.
i've been married and engaged and i have no plans to do either anytime soon.
i love washington d.c. more than any other city i've ever been to. until i get to paris, i'm sure.
i play scrabble a lot.
i own a ton of beauty products because i work at a fancy makeup store. i have 80 lipsticks, at least ten of which are red.
i have four cats who are more adorable than your kids.
law school grad with no law license.
i've read 50 shades of gray so that i know how not to write.
i rarely have the attention span for movies.
i would so much rather be cold than warm, but i love summer more than winter.
i want a stand mixer more than any other kitchen appliance.
i freak myself out by watching criminal minds at night and then wonder why i can't sleep.
i have seven tattoos: my initials, a justice scale, "drops of jupiter," a four leaf clover, a phoenix, a cupcake, and the quote "love your life, because your life is what you have to give."