A shocking accusation on May 22nd, 2015 prompted this investigation of ridiculous proportions, encompassing a single-man's entire length of 43 years on this planet, against a #Buzzfeed
The original accuser, within a few minutes of discussion, realized he was mistaken in his assertion that Kenneth Udut = Neckbeard but it made me think. WHAT IF HE WAS RIGHT!?
I always felt I managed to skirt the neckbeard persona through life-choices and yet.. I did once own a #Fedora
between the ages of 14-16 in 1986-1988, when it was in fashion. [and abandoned it after the fashion went south... although I have nothing against fedoras. They're a hat. A hat. But I don't own one. It's all in the text included :P
So, a never-seen before, excessively detailed comparison which I believe will lead the reader to conclude: KENNETH UDUT IS THE EVOLUTION OF WHAT NECKBEARDS ACROSS THE GLOBE COULD BECOME with a little self-analysis and reflection on their lives.
Or... by presenting this defense, may itself prove conclusively that I am, indeed a neckbeard after all, who has simply been in denial of his own true nature.
It was fun to write it up and to see myself from the perspective of a well-detailed online stereotype. :)