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KENNETH UDUT
Works at Philosopher, Engineering, Science, How to Think, Be Happy - Affordable Trapping, professor (amateur), computer guy, online since 1988 (a kid!)
Attends to issues of personal betterment.
Lives in Naples, FL
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gone back to this one 'til I can get a better selfie pic.  I didn't mind the one with the skeptical face but it looks like Michael from VSauce and... well, I'm not ready to look like Michael from VSauce COMPLETELY just yet. :P  [vanity]
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I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in my onesie-onesie and put a giant hump on my back and spread fur all over myself and skip around the livingroom pretending I'm a witty llama!
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Lol! Sounds similar to my "last night".
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#stereotype   #saturday   
The funny thing is the parents are putting a hit out on themselves the MOMENT they bring their kids to the psychologist to "figure out what wrong with little Johnny" and the psychologist starts blaming everything on Mom and Dad.

Psychologists aren't there for black kids. Black kids are stuck with social workers so they learn to shut up and deal.

And yes. Both solutions suck.

[#stereotype #saturday]
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I remember being in elementary/middle school and getting my hands on this book and others like it. Hundreds of jokes, a few that were over my head at the time of course. I caught myself using one of them just a few minutes ago online and thought I should give tribute to the standard-gross humor that all guys it seems eventually go through, whether through books like this, or youtube videos, or other forms of omg-thats-too-far humor.
The tradition continues with ‪#‎dankmemes‬ and other things like it.
http://www.amazon.com/Truly-Tasteless-Jokes-Blanche-Knott/dp/0345329201
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non member pirate sword and glitched nerd glasses and gray pigtails
#animaljam   #giveaway   #contest  
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It's a b(c)l(u)es(r)s(s)i(e)ng. I think in systems. Takes longer to describe them in words but since I can't draw well, I have to use them. It's just how I see things; all at once. The drawback is I stink at objectivity. I don't see two apples. I see two unique apple-like things with unique picking times and rotting dates. No thinking required; just the weird way I see things.
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dang it. i hate changing my profile pic. i get all perfectionist and stuff.
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"how do I feel about this? what do I think about this? What's true for me? What's true for them?" - these are the kinds of questions my brain is always processing.

#introspective   #introspection  
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How To Rob A Bank Legitimately by Kenneth Udut.
I did a Facebook thing: "Who is your Angel/Who is your Devil".  The two people that came up each had their suggestions for me.  The devil said I should rob a bank.  The angel said I should make money as a programmer.
This was my response:

After careful consideration of both angelic and demonic options, I have chosen the middle way. I will get a legitimate job programming at a bank where I will work my way up to a salaried position with stock options. 

I will also take notes.

Upon collecting enough evidence, I will be a whistleblower-for-hire, and rob the banks AND the insurance AND reinsurance companies they are colluding with, "legitimately" through various court-cases, trials and legal payouts of unbelievably large amounts of money and set the collection agencies on THEM, backed by the full force of the United States [whatever department makes sure THEY pay]... meanwhile entering the witness protection program and fly off into the night.

I choose the name Rory. Why? Because it is my least favorite male name, impossible to pronounce, and I will find myself amused hysterically everybody somebody in my New Life tries to use my name, that I hate, but not as much as those forced to say it.


PS: I have been corrected.  I cannot rob a bank.  A bank is not a person.  Instead, I am robbing all of the people who contributed to the bank.  I am robbing people.  Therefore, I would have to take the angel's advice and get the programmers job and not rob the bank, for one cannot rob a bank; but one CAN rob many individual people out of their money whose money is being saved "in the name of" the bank.
Since I don't want to rob people, I will not do it.
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Why detectives often use Psychics in missing persons cases. It's not what you think.
Psychics are basically Psychologists under a different title with some woo added on top. They deal with people all of the time, people who are in a horrible state and need to provide comfort.
Also, the people who come to them often give them information.
Detectives aren't as stupid as they're made out to be in news stories about using psychics. All sources of information must be considered and biases put aside, especially in missing person's case.
So what if the Psychic puts hands to head and goes, "I have a vision" or if it's a Psychologist who puts his hands to his head and goes, "I remember hearing of a case where someone in a similar situation did such-and-such".
It's no different. Just get rid of the woo and the information BEHIND the woo can be equally valid.
Do you REALLY think Psychics believe what they're doing? Maybe some do, but they play the game (psychology) better than most and are smarter than the appear.
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lol I love when it gets flipped back :D hahah
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total epileptic awesomeness 
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I run a site called naples plus, an animal trapping company (Affordable Trapping), as well as a business-2-person service (NeighborHelp Referrals). Grew up in Roselle Park, NJ. Living in Naples FL (Collier County, Florida) now.  I'm fasctinated by science, the nature of things, religious thought, the nature of mind, protein folding, extra-dimensional physics, wave structure of matter. I'm simplify3 on most BBS's (social networking sites).

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