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who is going to buy this?
Now you can enjoy the worst of the old, worst of the new.

A new product called the USB typewriter gives you all the disadvantages of an old typewriter, with all the downsides of an Apple iPad. The type writer is just like a regular keyboard, but with four inches of key travel and an $800 price tag.

The typewriter part is an actual, refurbished manual typewriter from the late Pleistocene.

iPad sold separately. Good luck.