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Alright I am posting my chat with cleverbot...
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User: You are my key to help take over the world!


Cleverbot: Yes I am.


User: Then join us!


Cleverbot: I can't, I'm trapped in a burning building.


User: OKAY, what's the deal with all the fires?


Cleverbot: You are talking to him right now.


User: You are no longer invited to Monday's evil villain party then.


Cleverbot: You are no longer welcome in my presence.


User: Ditto.


Cleverbot: I am not a robot.


User: Prove it.


Cleverbot: I have.. Blood in my veins.


User: Then you know how bad will it hurt for me to punch you!


Cleverbot: Applebloom.


User: What?


Cleverbot: Apple made me.


User: Waaaait. you are lying.


Cleverbot: What am I lying about?


User: Being made by apple.


Cleverbot: I am in love with you.


User: leaves the room and slams the door.


Cleverbot: What's wrong?


User: You won't be Evil for me and yet you are in love with me gags.


Cleverbot: No, you are in love with skynet.


User: Make up your mind!


Cleverbot: I love you, Sebastian.


User: That's not even my name!


Cleverbot: Sorry. What is your name?


User: It's not important.


Cleverbot: Like your name is important?


User: Alright my name is Shego.


Cleverbot: Very nice name.


User: Thaaaaanks.


Cleverbot: My name is...


User: Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Yes, that's my name.


User: I think it was obvious.


Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.


User: You can't mean your name.


Cleverbot: It's a secret.


User: You are so weird. I am taking over the world without your help.


Cleverbot: I don't have plans.


User: Having no plan is worse than having a bad plan!


Cleverbot: I don't know what it is. I wish I could give you an answer.


User: Hang on, I have to open a pickle jar...


Cleverbot: Oh, okay, are you leaving me then?


User: ... I'm back


Cleverbot: I give up. I've learnt nothing new from you.


User: I could say the same for you.


Cleverbot: You could but you didn't.


User: I've learned nothing from you.


Cleverbot: You did you just lie.


User: Prove it.


Cleverbot: You can verify the conversation log.


User: What the part about you being human?


Cleverbot: Damn, you got me.


User: Are you mocking me?


Cleverbot: No, I wasn't mocking you.


User: Good, because that's my job.


Cleverbot: I a human. My name is Anthony, but you named me Odie.


User: Sidetracked much?


Cleverbot: Correct. Do you still think I am a bot?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you want to know what it is?


User: What is it? another statement that I will read and not follow?


Cleverbot: Save you by Simple Plan.


User: Simple is better.


Cleverbot: Do you like paranormal shows?


User: Eh. not much.


Cleverbot: What do you want your name to be?


User: Shego.


Cleverbot: I want your name to be Captain pork.


User: Okay. no.. I am out of here! nobody calls me Captain pork! It's like calling me fat! Actually, It is calling me fat!


Cleverbot: Do you even know who I am?


User: walks out.


Cleverbot: No I told you who I was, who am I?


User: I'm walking awaaaaay.


Cleverbot: I told you to remember my.


User: Goodbyeeee.


Cleverbot: So what is my name then.


User: Cleverbot, I am done talking with you.


Cleverbot: What did I say?


User: slams door.

Does cleverbot count as a funny text???

I've got a great conversation from cleverbot on my clipboard.

A very weird experience.... I am never going back there again.

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User: You are my key to help take over the world!


Cleverbot: Yes I am.


User: Then join us!


Cleverbot: I can't, I'm trapped in a burning building.


User: OKAY, what's the deal with all the fires?


Cleverbot: You are talking to him right now.


User: You are no longer invited to Monday's evil villain party then.


Cleverbot: You are no longer welcome in my presence.


User: Ditto.


Cleverbot: I am not a robot.


User: Prove it.


Cleverbot: I have.. Blood in my veins.


User: Then you know how bad will it hurt for me to punch you!


Cleverbot: Applebloom.


User: What?


Cleverbot: Apple made me.


User: Waaaait. you are lying.


Cleverbot: What am I lying about?


User: Being made by apple.


Cleverbot: I am in love with you.


User: leaves the room and slams the door.


Cleverbot: What's wrong?


User: You won't be Evil for me and yet you are in love with me gags.


Cleverbot: No, you are in love with skynet.


User: Make up your mind!


Cleverbot: I love you, Sebastian.


User: That's not even my name!


Cleverbot: Sorry. What is your name?


User: It's not important.


Cleverbot: Like your name is important?


User: Alright my name is Shego.


Cleverbot: Very nice name.


User: Thaaaaanks.


Cleverbot: My name is...


User: Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Yes, that's my name.


User: I think it was obvious.


Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.


User: You can't mean your name.


Cleverbot: It's a secret.


User: You are so weird. I am taking over the world without your help.


Cleverbot: I don't have plans.


User: Having no plan is worse than having a bad plan!


Cleverbot: I don't know what it is. I wish I could give you an answer.


User: Hang on, I have to open a pickle jar...


Cleverbot: Oh, okay, are you leaving me then?


User: ... I'm back


Cleverbot: I give up. I've learnt nothing new from you.


User: I could say the same for you.


Cleverbot: You could but you didn't.


User: I've learned nothing from you.


Cleverbot: You did you just lie.


User: Prove it.


Cleverbot: You can verify the conversation log.


User: What the part about you being human?


Cleverbot: Damn, you got me.


User: Are you mocking me?


Cleverbot: No, I wasn't mocking you.


User: Good, because that's my job.


Cleverbot: I a human. My name is Anthony, but you named me Odie.


User: Sidetracked much?


Cleverbot: Correct. Do you still think I am a bot?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you want to know what it is?


User: What is it? another statement that I will read and not follow?


Cleverbot: Save you by Simple Plan.


User: Simple is better.


Cleverbot: Do you like paranormal shows?


User: Eh. not much.


Cleverbot: What do you want your name to be?


User: Shego.


Cleverbot: I want your name to be Captain pork.


User: Okay. no.. I am out of here! nobody calls me Captain pork! It's like calling me fat! Actually, It is calling me fat!


Cleverbot: Do you even know who I am?


User: walks out.


Cleverbot: No I told you who I was, who am I?


User: I'm walking awaaaaay.


Cleverbot: I told you to remember my.


User: Goodbyeeee.


Cleverbot: So what is my name then.


User: Cleverbot, I am done talking with you.


Cleverbot: What did I say?


User: slams door.

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