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Josiah Guile
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Lives in Banning, CA


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Clearly this wasn't a difficult prediction to make though.
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Who would've thought that something that was guaranteed to happen, happened?!

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Man, some bands are just always going to be fucking perfect.  Never shall be needed more proof of a divine creator than Fabio's magnificent voice.

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OK so it's true that Google gave me a heads up that today is your birthday. I won't pretend that I just knew that. But regardless it doesn't change the fact that I genuinely hope that you have a truly, marvellously, ridiculously fantastic day, my friend!!! Happy birthday, you beaming ball of good vibes and pleasantness. 
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Thank you, my friend! I will have a fantastic day!

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Uncomfortable truths are usually the most important.

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Happy, merry, magical Christmas, everyone. I hope today is unusually pleasant for everyone.

“Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”

~ Oren Arnold

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I wrote this little tune today.  It's like a teaser sorta... for something I don't know what.... so...  yeah.  Listen to it for me, while fighting crime.
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Someone should start a program that helps get VR into every hospital. I can't think of a single recreational investment that would have as big of an impact. 

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Since terrorists struck Paris last Friday night, the debate over whether encryption prevents intelligence services from stopping attacks has reignited. The
Singer of songs, Picker of Guitars, Player of Pianos, Writer of Lyrics, Pwnr of Noobs, Builder of Computers, Administrator of Networks, Designer of Graphics, Master of Websites, Taker of Photos, Shooter of Video, Editor of Content, Engineer of Sounds, Speaker of Words
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  • Norris Tower, INC
    Business Operations Manager, 2011 - present
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July 6
I'm just a man with a beard.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Josiah Guile. 
The story of my life began many years ago, and thousands of miles away.

You see, friends, I was first discovered deep in the heart of a dark, damp jungle. To this day no one knows how I got there. I survived the harsh, heartless brutality of nature thanks to a small tribe of native mimes.

These selfless mimes took wonderful care of me. They taught me how to smile, how to frown, and how to hold very still. We had a beautiful life together.

After living with them for many years, despite their kindness, I came to a realization. "Man, the life of a mime is a life of sadness, and sorrow, and that's no life for me." So at the age of 3 I waved goodbye to my beloved mime family as I headed off to discover the world.

My body was found 3 days later, about 120 yards from where my journey began. I must have tripped on a little rock, or a vine or something. Stupid mime fools. Letting a 3 year old wonder off like that, and in the jungle of all places.

So you're probably wonder how I am able to be here typing this if I'm already dead. Well to be honest with you, everything I wrote previously was a complete fabrication. Yup, no truth in that story what-so-ever. I'm actually kind of shocked that you couldn't have figured that out on your own.

So the truth is that I'm just this guy, you know?

To find out more, if you're really that interested, check out my cute little website at

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Christopher Walken is probably my best friend... and he's a dick.
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Banning, CA
Riverside, CA - The streets of London town. - Moreno Valley, CA - Dallas, TX - Haiti - The streets of London town - Toronto Canada - Pensacola, Florida - Perris, CA - Nuevo, CA - Hisperia, CA
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This is easily my most favorite place to eat. I've been nearly a dozen times, and each time is flawless. Everything is fantastic, and everything is my favorite! It's one of the few buffets where I fall in love with each dish I taste. When typically at a buffet I'd find one or two dishes I really like, and just stick to those. Not at this place though. I'd fill my plate with my eyes closed and be happy every time if I thought I could do so without making a mess.
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reviewed 2 years ago
The menu is quite impressive, but the downside is that nearly all the drinks are powder based. So if you're looking for some fresh fruit based boba smoothies and the like, you'll be pretty disappointed. The avocado smoothie is one of the few that actually contains actual fruit.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
If you love horrible, bland food that you MUST check this place out!
Food: Poor - FairDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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The vegetarian dishes were extremely over priced ($11 for a veggie kabob and rice? Seriously? A few vegetables, grilled, that's it. So nothing my wife and I got was impressive, and for the price, that's just unacceptable. If you're a vegetarian you might not want to bother. Though the meat eaters that were with us seemed to enjoy their meals. Though a bit over priced as well. The menu did have some fantastic sounding meat dishes, I have to say.
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Pretty dang expensive, but you get what you pay for. Their Gyros are second to none. Their Greek potatoes will blow your mind. The guys that work there are super friendly as well. The biggest downside to Yanni's is that it's often incredibly hot inside, so eat outside whenever possible.
Food: ExcellentDecor: GoodService: Excellent
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