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Did you hear about Wave. It's part of the iOS 8 update. 
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In other news, the Colorado springs police department has taken a liking to gathering revenue in the beginning of the month as opposed to the end. My guess? I'm thinking it's like homework; you don't want to put it off till the end. Besides, don't they say the early bird catches the worm?
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Tough for the early worm.
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I should've known that this works!

Comic by J.L. Westover. More of his silliness can be found here:
http://www.mrlovenstein.com
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I do it all the time! I think most of the time i don't stick around long enough to see my impatience resolve the issue lol ;)
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I was thinking to myself how much I'd like to exercise more patience in my life. Then my thoughts were so rudely interrupted by this old lady in front of me coasting 20 miles per hour under the speed limit. Not to worry, I sped around her, passing her in a no-pass zone, continuing my muse about the need for more patience in my life.
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That's one way your local lapd is going the extra mile to save some green. 
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It's the companie's anual Christmas party tonight!!! Gonna do my share to make things awkward for another year =p
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So I've been having a lively discussion with my son about responsibility and expectations.  He seemed to think that it was my job to wash all of the dishes after dinner.  So I gave him an alternative--I told him he could cook his own dinner and do his dishes, and I would cook my own dinner while attending to my own dishes.  Needless to say, it's not fairing so well for him.  He's eating enough, but his selection of edible food is severely limited by his lack of experience.  His premise, heedlessly implanted there by his mom in an effort to undermine unity in my house was that I am making his childhood miserable by making him spend 30 minutes on dishes every night.
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Good parenting. You are teaching profoundly important values. 
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This is hilarious on so many levels! 
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How To Write Good Them's the rules.
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    Tile setter, 2003 - 2009
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