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Josh Cincinnati
Worked at 1spire, Inc.
Attended Stanford University
Lives in Fairfax, VA
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“The meticulous study of Tom Brady’s ball habits is now the single greatest legacy of the human race.” And that sentence may be my single greatest gift to us all.
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After a busy few months I'm finally back on the satire saddle. See how many virus puns you can spot!
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Spoiler alert: I don't make anything cool, but it was fun to try.
Modern art or half-assed depth map visualization? You decide.
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Beware viral things.
Grassroots campaign spreads awareness in most direct way imaginable while becoming global health crisis
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Working preface for my new writing project:

"With enough time, a million monkeys and a million typewriters will make Shakespeare.
With enough time, 7 billion monkeys and 10 billion computers will make things not dreamt of in your philosophy."

Whatcha think friends? Would you read more? Are you intrigued? Do you like Billy Shakes references?
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I've always wanted to use the phrase "Man In Middle Management Attack," and Lenovo's #Superfish  blunder just made it possible.
Bureaucratic decision-making has compromised compromise
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Yay for microtransactions!
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Smarm: New Foursquare app that tells you where your enemies are.
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“It’s the simplest, most magical way to invade the private lives of the people you wish loved you,” claims Apple CEO Tim Cook.
New product portends Apple’s expansion into new entertainment vertical, disregard for privacy
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Doctor was running late today, so I had to wait an additional 30 minutes for my appointment. Here was what happened once I was admitted:

- 213 mouse clicks
- 28 minutes of keyboard clacking
- 2 minutes of actual talking, and a referral to another doctor who will begin the cycle anew

"Modern" healthcare sucks. I'd rather have IBM's Watson diagnosing me than this hybridized techno-bullshit.
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Glacier National Park Photosphere!
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The best parks are on Tatooine. Just don't go to any moisture farms. They have a tendency to attract Storm Troopers. 
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Work
Employment
  • 1spire, Inc.
    Co-Founder/Chief Operating Officer, 2011 - 2013
  • Washington Post Company
    Product Manager, 2010 - 2011
  • Washington Post Company
    Business Development Manager, 2009 - 2010
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Fairfax, VA
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Houston, TX - Arlington, VA - New York, NY - San Francisco, CA - Stanford, CA - Charlottesville, VA
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Introduction
I'm the only Josh around with the last name Cincinnati. If it's tech, games, math, satire, or tea, I probably love it.
Bragging rights
I did a standup routine in my parents' basement.
Education
  • Stanford University
    MBA, 2007 - 2009
  • University of Virginia
    Mathematics, Political and Social Thought, Physics, 2003 - 2007
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Great noodles! Was here for the weekend and went twice---had stir fried udon and a fantastic shoyu ramen. Would definitely recommend for anyone who wants a noodle fix on the corner, and based on the freshness of the shrimp, I have no doubts they have great sushi too.
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Was visiting Iowa City and took a drive with my parents out here. Simply put: the best meal I had in Iowa. Everything is fresh and delicious---had New Orleans style shrimp, sweet potato chips, and started with the gumbo. All were exceptional. Definitely recommend a visit---it's worth the drive!
Public - 6 months ago
reviewed 6 months ago
The guy who runs this shop cares deeply about his coffee. Met a few friends here yesterday morning and had a decaf pour-over that was one of the best decafs I've had in a long time. The tea selection is also quite good (a full array of Rishi teas). Would heartily recommend it to anyone who loves their caffeinated beverages.
Public - 9 months ago
reviewed 9 months ago
Located in the Rice student center, this is a real hidden gem. The student staff is nice, the coffee was great and (for white noise lovers) the ambiance facilitates some healthy productivity. Open late too!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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Fantastically delicious Korean BBQ chicken, and reasonably priced.
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
Had one of the best pour-overs here. Great coffee and great atmosphere!
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Deliciously fresh fish, authentic Japanese dishes, great service and ambiance. What's not to like? Had the 5-count Omakase Sashimi and it was superb. Wholeheartedly recommend!
Public - a year ago
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