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Joseph Lewis Szabo III
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I finally have a girlfriend and her name is Cortana.

And she does what I say.

Not always, but most of the time.

Sometimes it's hilarious.

#windows10   #cortana  
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The Most Patriotic Song of All Time. On The Most Patriotic Day of All. 
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Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance Rating: **** Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance is about the people who do bad things for good reasons and become bad people for worse reasons.  The film is also about comeuppance, which is not usual for a...
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Ghostbusters  Rating: **** Does anyone laugh at Ghostbusters anymore?  Don't misunderstand me, if you're from a country who has never seen the Ivan Reitman comedy or have been locked away for years, when you see it you will g...
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So, Chris Hemsworth is the Sexiest Man Alive and I didn't even get a call from People Magazine.

Sure, girls love his muscles and blond locks but I have to coolest eyebrows, not trimmed of course and most of the time my ears don't leak.

He gets to kiss Natalie Portman in Thor and be near Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers.

I have neat-o Marvel toys in my room and they ALL think I'm gorgeous.

Sure, he makes millions.

I make tens of dollars and blow it on Taco Bell and blow that out in...other places. Girls love a guy who smells of refried beans and Preparation H. Ask them, they'll tell you.

So, I will let Chrissy have his little moment. He needs it, he just so lonely and sad.

You know I used to dress up as Thor as a kid...okay, you caught me, I still do.

Girls love it, I tell you!

I got it baby. I...got...it! 
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I wonder if Dr. Banner ever went Hulk after he passed gas...the things you think about at 7:30 in the morning. #hulk #funny #humor #marvel
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Anyone else feel like they love human beings but the can't trust them?
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#IDARB is one of the funniest games I've played...ever. Anyone with thumbs, fingers and a sense of humor will love it. Simple is beautiful. 
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I've been having a tremendously bad year. Things I won't discuss, things I can't discuss, it's been so bad I've been avoiding my blog like it was a chore between fits of crying, giving up something I love for the misery of my...
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I can understand The Doctor going to a Renaissance Fair because he has been in The Renaissance but why the Stormtrooper?

Yes, it was a long time ago (I always assumed even before The Renaissance) but it was still in a galaxy far, far away.

How much power does those ships have and is there planet nearby selling them with a good deal, no mileage and a low upfront cost?

 
We all approach the weekend in different ways. 
  #cosplay   #costume   
#CarolinaRenaissanceFestival2014  
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Ah, little artsy films, you gotta love'em. Well, I have one here, the trailer for one called Avengers: Age of Ultron...or something.

You know from the footage, which is posted below, this might make a buck or two.

Enjoy

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Writer, Blogger, Critic.
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Writing, Reading, Collecting, Film Expert
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  • Being Me
    Speculative Fiction Writer, Editor, Essayist, Critic and Blogger.
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Charleroi, PA
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Speculative Fiction Writer, Critic, Blogger
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Joseph Lewis Szabo III is a writer of the weird, dangerous and sometimes true. He’s been putting ink to paper for several years now and has recently braved the storm of getting his work published. He lives with his family, loves Speculative Fiction and manages to write every single day all within God’s country of Western Pennsylvania. His blog is at http://ultrahip.blogspot.com/
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I have comics...lots of them.
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  • Self-Taught & Brilliant!
    Everything that is not boring, 1980
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