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If Operating Systems were airlines ;)

Apple Airlines - The Most expensive, all planes made by Apple, rarely crashes, but if you ask a question you are told to shut up everything is done for you.

Unix Airlines - Expensive, very reliable, hardly ever crashes but really just a conglomeration of many airlines each of which has compatability issues with the other making it confusing and hard to keep track of flights and times.

Microsoft Airlines - Expensive but less than Apple or Unix Air, has the most planes so you can always get a flight but flights are always late and often cancelled while planes being upgraded. Crashes more than any other airline, when using one of its Server flights if it crashes it takes every other plane nearby down with it.

Linux Airlines - Great prices, Always on Time, Never Crashes, Compatible with all newer planes therefore fleet is very modern but when you buy a ticket you are given a wrench and two bolts and told that you have to bolt your seat in place upon boarding the plane. The only thing the passengers of the other airlines have to say about Linux Airlines is "I have to do what?"
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Jajaja buena! la compartire >(
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Eso es en cuanto a dinero inmediato, pero cada implementación inconclusa genera daños colaterales. Se pierde la confianza del cliente, no solo en la empresa sino en la tecnología. Se genera (con justa razón) resistencia al cambio, no tiene caso hacer inversiones millonarias para obtener productos de mala calidad en el mejor de los casos (aunque muchas veces, ni eso).

En general, las malas implementaciones detienen la adopción de la tecnología, lo que repercute en un desarrollo más lento de nuevas tecnologías al no haber una demanda creciente.

Es por esto que el negocio de la consultoría, como lo conocemos, tiene los días contados. Habrá que aprovechar la crisis que se genere para reestructurar la práctica, tomando como objetivo principal la completa satisfacción del cliente, mediante soluciones novedosas y de calidad. Debemos entender que el compromiso con el cliente debe ser total, no solo comprometernos en los momentos en que hay que conseguir pagos.

El negocio verdadero no está en vender de proyecto en proyecto, terminando uno, buscar la siguiente compañía para venderle promesas. El negocio de verdad, duradero, es el resultado de la satisfacción total del cliente, por el trabajo bien hecho.
 
Calculating the global impact of IT failures on an annual basis is a worthy goal. However, aside from the challenge of collecting data, failure itself has no clear definition, subjecting the entire effort to assumptions and guesses. Still, several years ago, one analyst attempted to quantify the data in a noble, yet ultimately flawed, effort.

Nonetheless, the challenge of quantification remains. For this reason, I invited two qualified experts to re-assess the worldwide economic impact of IT failure. Gene Kim is an entrepreneur, writer on IT operations, and author of an upcoming book called When IT Fails: The Novel; his colleague, Mike Orzen wrote the book Lean IT and consults on IT operations and business transformation. They are currently co-authoring a new book called The DevOps Cookbook.

The two experts calculated the global impact of IT failure as being $3 trillion annually. They supplied the following text to explain their logic...
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Lo quiero. YA.

Sí, es una broma de April's fool day. Sin embargo, algunos de los productos que thinkgeek ha sacado en esas fechas, terminan siendo productos reales. Ojalá.
 
We've gotten some questions about our Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie http://j.mp/HzXjKv and if the one in the video actually works, including the accelerometers and the programmed spells. Anybody want to place bets before we give you the behind-the-scenes later?
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Porque nunca se sabe cuando se necesitará, una excelente opción 24 hrs ;-)
 
Autolavado de ¿qué?
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#windows #wizard #installation

A Wizard is a Wizard?

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Party Spock is in the house tonight.
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Arte en 8 bits para algunas películas de Alfred Hitchcock, como si fueran cajas de juegos del NES.

Disclaimer: De las listadas, solo he visto psycho.
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Por eso me niego a bailar. No me quiero exponer a ese tipo de correctivos.
 
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jajajajaja, seguramente era la cuarta o quinta vez que la corregía.
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