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Jonathan-Livingston Pigeon
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Truly shocking. I thought that the Old South had changed its pre-civil war ways?
The youth group was wrapping up a road trip - visiting colleges and universities in the south - but when their bus broke down in Northern Florida, they say the next few hours turned into an experience they'll never forget.
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If you are tired of reading news with a political slant, try news that makes no sense, EAT THE PRESS - DON'T READ IT.
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America, it is time for a CLASS ACTION SUIT against the Lying Fox TV New propaganda organ for Calcified Conservative LIARS!
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Hoax News Outlet. Dig that!
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When will the average White Voter realized that they got 'FU*K  by the GOP, then driven hard, and put away wet?
 
 
GOP Healthcare horror story baiting turns into horror story for the GOP

Not only are the congresswoman's constituents not bashing "ObamaCare" as she'd hoped, but some are going so far as demanding full on universal healthcare! Doh!

My congratulations to those right wing Americans who's eyes are being opened to how grown ups run national healthcare.

FTA: here's just one of the unexpected comments...
My story is that I once knew 7 people who couldn't get health insurance. Now they all have it, thanks to the ACA and President Obama, and their plans are as good as the one my employer provides--and they pay less for them. Now, that's not the kind of story you want to hear. You want to hear made-up horror stories. I don't know anyone with one of those stories.
Not exactly the response she was hoping for. ... Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers posted an image on her official Facebook page, slamming the Affordable Care Act on the fifth anniversary of ...
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Tithes - The Churches way of EXTORTING protection money!
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Brilliant, funny, and, a bit sad, too. Because, the GOB idiocy has not abated only gotten stronger with age.
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What a magnificent display of military gallantry! The Winged Husars? I feel so terribly cheated by historians.  This is a wonderful story, a rich history, and, sadly, one that, like, too, many things, I am completely ignorant about its greatness.

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Some time a political bloviater, gest lost in his own thoughts and can't find away out.
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Here are the FACTS, folks. Thank to that "Raving Mad Man", Jim Evans who posted this powerful video showing JOHN BOEHNER ADMITING THAT HE GAVE OUT "Tobacco Industry Checks" on the house floor moments before CONGRESS voted on continuing a huge FEDERAL SUBSIDY for the TOBACCO INDUSTY.

'MURICA! It's time to SUE that "Cry Baby", John "Bone-Her" and the Republican controlled House for NOT DOING THEIR JOB! 
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I hope this psychopath was arrested, booked for assault and sent to prison, where out of control thugs belong.  This is too often the norm in the Black Community where violence, gangs, and thugs are idolized in lawless communities by lawless, unstable and dangerous people.
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Miss Thomas Cotton should just come clean and leap out of the closet. No one is buying his wedding at 37. He needed a "beard" to run for the Senate on anti-homophile ticket, and the GOP weren't going to give it to him if he was exposed as a KOCH SUCKER!


Read 'em and Weep fer yer country, my fiends!
Sir, when you served as a Captain in the Armed Forces, deployed to Afghanistan did you not command men in combat under enemy fire?Now, Senator, if, in your capacity as a leader of a combat unit, you decided to enter into a cease fire treaty with a local
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Every now and again, the Bird Droppings Institute, a Think Tank For Morons, presents some unexciting person with a Bird Droppings Award.

Do you have any nominations for this year? 
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  • EAT THE PRESS - Don't Read It
    Publisher, 2011 - present
    As publisher, I determine which lies to print, and, which not to, in order, to avoid the numerous lawsuits that we encounter on our Journalistic journey to live up to our code: "YOUR RIGHT TO KNOW SUPERSEDES OUR RIGHT TO TELL THE TRUTH!"
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    Water Board Specialist, 1942 - present
    Torturing Tea Republicans
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    Publisher, Think Tank For Smart Alecs, 2010 - present
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January 18
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EAT THE PRESS - Don't Read It!; Pigeon Reporter; Reverend Oral Fleece
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Founder, Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Morons - No Idiots, Please!
Introduction
I never knew My mother -  she died at childbirth - her own.
 
My father died when he was reached the ripe age of nine years old.  He was precocious for his age and quite the horn dog.
 
I was raised by my Weird Uncle Al.  Every morning he would kick me up the stair, then down the stairs - "just fer fun".

One morning I decided to do something about it - I tore out the stairs. 
 
But, that didn't stop him.  What stopped Uncle Weirdo was falling into the hole where the stairs used to be!
 
That morning, I packed all my belongings into my watch pocket and flapped my wings for the first time. 
 
Two blocks away I was nearly killed by Dick Cheney when I inadvertently dropped a message on his head while he was firing non-shot at his favorite clay pigeon shooting range.

Afterward, I learned to never share a shower with a twisted sister.
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FOUNDER & CEO, The Less Than Prestigious BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE, A Think Tank For Nitwits
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Mildew, Ohio 45013
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Hollywood - Phu Bai, Vietnam - Houston, Texas - San Antonio, Texas - Agusta, Georgia - Columbia, South Carolina - Dayton, Ohio - Mildew, Ohio - Parkersburg, West Virgiana