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Jonas Altman-Kurosaki
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Attended Carnegie Mellon University
Lives in New York, NY
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I played #breakout on Google Image Search! I made it to level 3 in Image Breakout! Can you beat my score of 1121?
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R.A. Dickey writes a heartfelt "thank you" to the Mets and, almost more so, their fans.
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While a true reel of John Sterling bloopers would just be a comprehensive recording of everything he's ever said, this is absolutely fantastic.
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Yikes.  I couldn't even make it through the first three minutes.  Give me Tom Hamilton and Herb Score calling the Indians any day, even if Herb Score sometimes said things like "Swing and a miss, that's a called strike three!" :-)
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An interview with Long Island Ducks reliever Armando Benitez.
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So... too cold, then, or what?
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Ha ha, wow.  Cold and snow have been problems for the Indians before too, but not like that.
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Oh my goodness, the realness of this just hits home so hard. Copy editing for B/R sucked so much because of this.
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In response to all those horribly corny "26 pictures that will restore your faith in humanity" posts, I would like to quote Rocket J. Squirrel: "Now here's something I think you'll REALLY like."
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I hate Jayson Werthless as much as the next guy, but as a baseball fan and a Cards-hater I enjoyed watching this sequence of pitches battling back from 0-2 and had a feeling Lynn would eventually miss.
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I don't know anything about Jayson Werth, but I'll join in your appreciation of a good at-bat at the right time!
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Vin Scully takes us back to the first ever MLB telecast in 1939. The best announcer in baseball history.
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  • Bleacher Report
    Copy Editing Intern, 2012 - 2012
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I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
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B.A. Creative Writing, Math minor, Mets fan, baseball fan, NCAA All-American swimmer, aspiring sportswriter. Damn good writer/editor.
Education
  • Carnegie Mellon University
    Creative Writing, 2006 - 2011
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Batman