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Jon Payne
Works at Noisy Little Monkey Ltd
Attended Hampshire College of Agriculture
Lives in Wells
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I've been in the SEO industry since 2001. This is why SEO is bullshit and how you can spot a charlatan
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I'm getting a bit tired of web devs who're simply not up to the job. Some of them are fine, but there are a lot who're negligent...
Sometimes you just get a bad feeling. Sometimes you ask yourself 'is my web designer ripping me off?'. Here's 13 bad signs to watch out for...
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How to write a website brief in an afternoon...
A successful web brief distills complex information into a short, well-structured document. This step by step guide will help you write a wonderful one
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I kind of get bored by animated gifs, but then I look at all these and I like them again. It must be something about them being en-masse?
Social Media Marketing without animated gifs is just marketing and marketing sucks. Up your gif-game with Holly's handy gifs guide
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Have you had some patchy performance with your site over the weekend? Get the low-down on the TITSUP issue from our very own Steven Mitchell
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Bye +Sophie Wells No longer will you ever need to use Google+ :(
It's a solemn day at NLM HQ as we say goodbye (but not farewell) to our multitasking marketing wunderkind Sophie :( We're gonna miss ya Soph!
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I got asked this AGAIN recently. It's a tough question to answer but we did the research and here's what we found about #website  ownership in the #UK.
There is no simple answer to the 'who owns my website' conundrum. This post covers the main aspects, with a focus on England & Wales and the UK
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Google mobile indexing renderer "becoming more similar to Chrome than Safari". Uses Chrome 41 UA string, which is a year old. It's still an upgrade :)

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Seeing #AMP  in your #Google   #WMT   #SearchConsole  ? Here's the low down from our #SEO manager...
Seeing 'Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP)' in your Search Console / Webmaster Tools? Here's our quick intro to why, how and what to do next
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Thanks for having me at BBMN +Cloud Heroes!
These are the slides and links to tools for my new website launch checklist and monthly website checks.
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  • Hampshire College of Agriculture
    Animal Husbandry, 1991 - 1992
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Jonathan Payne
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Director of Noisy Little Monkey Ltd, the digital marketing agency in south west UK
Introduction
Balding wierdo. Loves internet marketing and prolific bouts of swearing
Bragging rights
Was once described as 'a guitarist'. Can butcher a pig
Work
Occupation
Digital Marketing Consultant
Employment
  • Noisy Little Monkey Ltd
    Director, 2009 - present
  • The Web Consultancy
    Propietor, 2007 - 2009
  • 1Emotion
    Sales Director, 2000 - 2005
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Wells
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Shepton Mallet - Bristol, UK - Gosport - Bishops Waltham - Southampton - Alton - Chessington
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01173 270 171
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Noisy Little Monkey, C/O Aardman, Gasferry Road Bristol BS1 6UN
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What is LoMo marketing and why's it important?
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Jon Payne explains why local mobile marketing is important, and outlines three basic principles to follow if you want to get involved.

Sophie Says Goodbye
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It's a solemn day at NLM HQ as we say goodbye (but not farewell) to our multitasking marketing wunderkind Sophie :( We're gonna miss ya Soph

11 Ways To Convince Your Boss Why You Need A New Website
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Desperately scratching at your budget spreadsheet, trying to find some wriggle room for a re-design? Here's 11 ways to convince bosses to un

Is My Web Designer Ripping Me Off? 13 Bad Signs.
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Sometimes you just get a bad feeling. Sometimes you ask yourself 'is my web designer ripping me off?'. Here's 13 bad signs to watch out for.

Who owns my website?
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There is no simple answer to the 'who owns my website' conundrum. This post covers the main aspects, with a focus on England & Wales and the

Writing A Great Website Brief In 6 Easy Steps
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A successful web brief distills complex information into a short, well-structured document. This step by step guide will help you write a wo

25 Gifs Every Social Media Manager Needs
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Social Media Marketing without animated gifs is just marketing and marketing sucks. Up your gif-game with Holly's handy gifs guide

Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP) - A Quick Intro
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Seeing 'Accelerated Mobile Pages (AMP)' in your Search Console / Webmaster Tools? Here's our quick intro to why, how and what to do next

Has Your Website Been Up and Down This Weekend? Are You Hosted By Heart ...
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Have you had some patchy performance with your site over the weekend? Get the low-down on the TITSUP issue from our very own Steven Mitchell

SEO Checklists To Make You Rich
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These are the slides and links to tools for my new website launch checklist and monthly website checks.

Facebook Organic Reach Down in 2016?
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Has the organic reach of your Facebook posts declined yet again? Sucks, huh? Here's some useful info.

Quote Roller
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Deliver beautiful, error-free quotes and proposals. Track recipient opens and views. ESign contracts.

A cheeky Valuable Content Award for Noisy Little Monkey
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In a world of safe corporate voices, the chatter from Noisy Little Monkey stands out a mile. Valuable Content Award for funny, irreverent co

Download Glos - Gloucester Citizen & Gloucestershire Echo - Noisy Li...
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The slides from Jon Payne's presentation at Kingsholm Stadium on 4th November 2014 for #DownloadGlos in association with the Gloucester Citi

Making your online campaigns stick- Memory and Marketing
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There's no point creating online campaigns if nobody actually remembers them. Psychological theory can be used to help them stick in your cu

Social Media Job in Bristol with Noisy Little Monkey
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Love writing and monkeying around on social media? Then this is the perfect job for you. Take a look and apply today!

The Science Behind What People Love to Share on Social Media
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The web is a crowded place, with millions of articles being shared every day on social media. Wouldn’t it be nice to know the types of conte

Web traffic FUBAR? Common new site fails (and fixes) - Noisy Little Monk...
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Like your new site but hate what's happened to your visitor traffic? For 14 years Jon's been fixing problems like yours. This post will help

Good Sunday lunch. Tasty and served quickly on a busy day!
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Food was OK. Location is amazing
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Popped in for dinner. Food good. Staff great. Cool vibe all round
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Good food but slow service on the night I went.
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Quiet, even though they allow groups.
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Here for a meeting. Nice room, and well appointed. Location a bit difficult to find
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Great service. Decent food.
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