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Jon Britton
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That foot slip... uuurrgh
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Please share and help me find the owner!
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Google is already making good headway into developing autonomous vehicles and now it turns out they're getting into robotics. This can only end badly.
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They will build colonies on mars for us while we rape earth to death. This is what calico is for.
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Good news is good.
Pilot cull to end earlier than planned after Natural England revokes licence over failure to meet greatly reduced targets
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Now that's an odd forest.
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That it does.
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Just finished reading...

Loved it. 5/5.
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I would say maybe try Phillip K Dick: Do androids dream of electric sheep. Good book, amazing read that makes you think. I tend to read sci-fantasy or just your general fantasy genre...
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+Charlotte Firth would hate this.
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Crush the fucking leaves. CRUSH THEM.
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I found a load of old Buzz conversations in my Gmail inbox while having a tidy up. I miss it :-(
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I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear x-rays, and I wanna, I wanna smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly, because I have to, I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting, spoken language. But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine, and I could know much more, I could experience so much more, but I'm trapped in this absurd body!
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I'm the most modest person you'll ever meet. Much more modest than you, anyway.
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Birmingham, England
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Caerau, Cardiff - Edinburgh, Scotland
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