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Johnny M
Works at Dark World International
Attended Aquinas High School
Lives in Minneapolis
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I think the majority of gay men have this speech memorized. It's classic.
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I swear, this song pops up EVERY DAY in my workout playlist. 150 songs to choose from, and my iPod always goes here. Behold the power of Dr. Fiorella Terenzi's playful vocal and Thomas Dolby's supremely solid production.
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Street preachers like this make me want to pull a John Cusack in "Say Anything" and blast Diamanda Galas' rendition of "The Litanies Of Satan" with a giant boom box over my head.
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"Non-believers" would stop bringing up Old Testament laws to Christians if Christians would STOP USING THEM AS THE REASON TO PERSECUTE GAY PEOPLE. I don't know how many times I've heard a religious nutjob cite Leviticus as the basis for his or her hateful, anti-gay views. You don't want us to bring Leviticus into the conversation, then YOU people stop basing your arguments off of it. It's really that simple. Even a Disney princess could figure that out, and they don't even exist.
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I don't want somebody to toss Leviticus at me if they ever eat cheeseburgers while wearing a cotton/poly blend.

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We're here! We're hard! We've got boners by the yard!
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"Oh, and white girls? Don't even try." Best advice ever.
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A captivating performance from burlesque's sexiest devil. Bravo!
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I'd still rather live in California than Minneapolis. The few times I've been to LA were great.
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How can anyone who's serious about fitness even consider walking into one of these places? Everything about it is absurd beyond belief.
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Work
Occupation
Musician/writer
Skills
Music (arrangement/composition/piano), writing (fiction/genre/essay), dancing (burlesque/pole), sarcasm/snark
Employment
  • Dark World International
    Recording artist, 2010 - present
  • Dr. Farrago's Burlesque Theatre
    Manager, 2005 - present
  • Fanboys Of The Universe
    Writer/reviewer, 2008 - 2012
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Currently
Minneapolis
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Introduction
For more information on Johnny and his music, please check the links.  What?  You want me to type it all OVER again?  Oh, all those words...
Bragging rights
One of Minnesota's original and most active male burlesque performers.
Education
  • Aquinas High School
    1991 - 1995
  • University of Minnesota
    1995 - 1998
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Gender
Male
Relationship
Single
Other names
Johnny M Gayzmonic