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John Walkenbach
Worked at J-Walk & Associates, Inc.
Attended University of Missouri–Columbia
Lives in Tucson, Arizona (USA)
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This is an old photo of me, posing with a tire. The thing I noticed first is that I was wearing a watch. Who uses a watch anymore?
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ix-nay on the own-fay.
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He hasn't changed much in 26 years.
This interview ran in the March 1990 issue of Playboy magazine. Donald Trump sits alone. He hasn't slept in 48 hours.At six a.m. perched high in the bronzecoated jewel of his...
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Trump was also recently shaken when, last October, three key executives died in a helicopter crash; the boss reportedly narrowly missed death, deciding at the last minute that he was too busy to travel.

Dammit
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Using harmonic radar tracking, scientists in the U.K. have monitored the entire lifetime of flights taken by four worker bees. The research ,breaks down the bees' flights into two categories: exploration (when the bee is first figuring out where to find what it needs) and exploitation (efficient, straight flight paths based on previous knowledge).
Bees show off their personalities with their willingness to explore
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Apparently the UK researchers studied bumblebees, while the waggle dance is specific to honeybees.
https://bumblebeeconservation.org/about-bees/faqs/honeybees-vs-bumblebees/
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These are good. Barcelena (shown here) has some interesting structures.
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*Aerial

I don't see any mermaids.
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Back when a U.S. government agency referred to citizens as "Christendom."
Frugal Friday On this Frugal Friday, we bring you yet another food-related crime from the Records of the US Food Administration. The poster calls it the “Greatest Crime in Christendom”—what could it be? The answer…Wasting food. During World War I, when many food products were scarce, it may as well have been a punishable offense. Item from Record Group 4: Records of the U.S. Food Administration, 1917 - 1920
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They were just telling the Christians to get their act together. Every one else was already with the program. 
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This Christian moron was arrested at the University of Arizona today. Story: http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/33142004/controversial-brother-dean-arrested-on-assault-charge
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God loves everyone!  We were made in HIS IMAGE,  so they say.  The easiest person to fool is yourself.
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I'll just leave this pork chop here.

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Not much into that brining thing.
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From 2002, when I invented the selfie.
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Cool Picture, but there takes two.........

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This rarely happens, and when it does nobody is videoing it.
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These days they empty them and push hoses in the side :-)
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Whoah! I've looked at a clock several times and it read 11:11. I think Uri is on to something.
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This is a good one -- another duets album with women. Stream the entire album here.
On the cusp of his 70th birthday, the revered singer-songwriter sets down his pen to explore country classics with some stellar duet partners.
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Nah, I just read the linked article (next to last paragraph).
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Well, time to wrap up the tour. I've finally got enough hotel soaps to last me for a while. Embedded image. 12:27 PM - 21 Sep 2016. 419 Retweets2095 Likes. Reply to @alyankovic. Replies. Gina Mai Denn · 4h4 hours ago. Gina Mai Denn @ginamai. @alyankovic See you Friday!
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Staybridge is outside entrance. Setup like apartments. So people stand outside their room and talk on their cells while they have their smoke. I've been know to call the front desk when they start partying out there.
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I post stuff that may or may not interest you.
Introduction
If they kept track of such things, John Walkenbach might be the world's #1 bestselling Excel book author. He used to write a popular daily blog.
Bragging rights
Licensed by the state of Arizona to carry a concealed banjo.
Education
  • University of Missouri–Columbia
    B.A., Psychology
  • University of Montana - Missoula
    M.A., Ph.D., Experimental Psychology
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Birthday
February 16, 1952
Other names
J-Walk, Mr. Spreadsheet, 約翰
Work
Occupation
Excel book author, amateur banjo player. Mainly unemployed, and glad to be that way.
Skills
I can do Excel macros, and there's a pretty good chance I can play banjo better than you or your next door neighbor.
Employment
  • J-Walk & Associates, Inc.
    Head honcho
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Tucson, Arizona (USA)
Previously
San Diego (CA) - Manhattan Beach (CA) - Corvallis (OR) - Portland (OR) - Missoula (MT) - Columbia (MO) - St. Louis (MO)
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