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John Spann
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Which picture of +Christopher Spann​ should we submit for the Senior video? 
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Spring is almost here. Time for some grilling.

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Good Stuff
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This is fantastic!
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I wonder if that's a law in Md
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These great questions and answers are from some great comedians in the days when Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.............


Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes
of the show!)

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and
you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if
he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter,
and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.
Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting
into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

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+Matthew Spann skating with the Chesapeake Captains at the 2015 Eastern Synchronized Skating Sectional Championships in Lake Placid, NY.  
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+Matthew Spann's official practice session at the 2015 Eastern Synchronized Skating Sectional Championships. 
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Happy Thanksgiving... I mean Spring! 
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That poor chicken is a turkey!
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The Princess ( +Margaret Spann​ ) is celebrating her 15th birthday early since her brothers are home for Spring break. 
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Another great video of Baltimore from a drone's perspective. 
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Awesome video taken from a drone flying over Baltimore after a recent snow storm. 
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Guess who made the Dean's list again?

Congratulations, +Matthew Spann

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Being married I spend most of my time on a certain list.
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Education
  • University of Maryland Baltimore County
    Computer Science, 1982 - 1990
  • Perry Hall Senior High School
    1979 - 1982
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Computer Geek and Gadget Lover!!
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I am a computer geek who was born and raised in the Baltimore area and have been a resident of the Baltimore area my entire life. 

I have spent most of my professional career working with computers.
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My wife and I have 7 kids and 2 Grandchildren
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Finksburg, MD
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Perry Hall, MD - Arbutus, MD - Relay, MD
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