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John Krzemien
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This is an awesome article. http://james-iry.blogspot.com/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html



1995 - At a neighborhood Italian restaurant Rasmus Lerdorf realizes that his plate of spaghetti is an excellent model for understanding the World Wide Web and that web applications should mimic their medium. On the back of his napkin he designs Programmable Hyperlinked Pasta (PHP). PHP documentation remains on that napkin to this day.
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dear god, this is hilarious
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libwireshark wtf! Why are you downloading at 7 Kb/s on a university network?!?! This is unacceptable.
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RAM disk!
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Wow, the US get's to make laws in Britain. You are so big and strong USA!
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SOPA/PIPA White Out:
http://thedailywtf.com/

It's all about getting back to the good ol' days before DNS... Back when the internet was like the wild west, and only for those cowboys courageous enough to brave it.
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"In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out"
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Check out how unique your browser + os are!
http://panopticlick.eff.org/
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It doesn't count your browser each time you visit as another datapoint. It counts it once and stores it as a cookie not to record it again. If you clear out the cookie, then visiting it over and over again will generate new data points which will in turn make it report that you are not unique.
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I always love hearing this ... wonderful, just wonderful.
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Really cool article. I think this is a good place for it. Thanks +Rob Keim
http://swizec.com/blog/why-programmers-work-at-night/swizec/3198
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  • Microsoft
    Software Developer, 2012 - present
  • Merit Networks
    Research Intern, 2011 - present
  • University of Michigan
    Computer Operating Systems Instructor's Aid, 2011 - 2012
  • United Parcel Service
    Package Care Inter, 2011 - 2011
  • University of Michigan EECS Department
    Funsat Research Project, 2010 - 2011
  • Raytheon Missile Systems
    AIM-9X Simulations Intern, 2008 - 2009
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    Computer Science Engineering, 2007 - 2011
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