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John Hansen
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Lives in Pointe-Claire, QC
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Yes, it's the Muppets* doing Jesus Christ Superstar, just in time for Easter. 

(*Not actually the Muppets but a pretty good imitation)
Here's a question we never thought to ask: how would Andrew Lloyd Webber's rock opera about the life of Jesus play with the Muppets? Now we know, thanks to the Muppet Christ Superstar album, with Kermit as Jesus, Gonzo as Judas, Miss Piggy as Mary Magdalene, and a chorus of clucking proto-Christian chickens.
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The Ontario Beer Stores are running attack ads against depanneurs. This is hilarious. 
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Well, exactly. I don't drink, myself but if I have to buy some wine for my Mom, I like to have a good selection. We actually used to go to a depanneur in Hull to get her red wine. For a small convenience store, they had an excellent selection of foreign wines.

My brother-in-law works for the Liquor Control Board of Ontario. I would hate to see him have to change jobs, again.
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All gone. I has a sad.

#laphroaig
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They left out his unforgettable poem:

"Do you weep, Mrs Thatcher, do you weep? Do you weep like a sad willow, in your Marks & Spencer pillow?" 
-Adrian Mole 
Sue Townsend will best be remembered for her much-loved Adrian Mole diaries.
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Sad news for his friends and family. Whatever one's politics, I am reminded of Bob Rae saying that one can disagree without being disagreeable. And Jim Flaherty seemed like an agreeable person.
 
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Jim Flaherty, Canada's former finance minister, is dead at 64. A source close to the family told the CBC's Evan Solomon that Flaherty died of a massive heart attack. Here's what we know: http://cbc.sh/YIKrhxc

See our interactive timeline: Jim Flaherty's 20 years in politics http://cbc.sh/IUWHRqB
Check out our interactive: Jim Flaherty's career by the numbers http://cbc.sh/4Q8QrtH
Contribute to our book of condolences: http://cbc.sh/MoxfoBH
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This is amazing. Now my kid is going to want a golden eagle to hunt with.
 
These pictures are stunning. This teenager’s golden eagle has a wingspan that’s almost double her height, but that does nothing to intimidate Ashol-Pan.

#mongolia   #goldeneagles  
Ashol-Pan is being trained with five boys to hunt for foxes and hares in the mountains of Mongolia
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It's true! I've seen it.
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Soccer day! Montréal Impact vs Chicago Fire.
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Terribly sad news for those of us who loved her Adrian Mole books. 
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Oh no!
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He should it in character as Johnny Carson, just to mess with everybody.
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Education
  • University of New Brunswick
    1992 - 1997
  • Saint John High School
    1985 - 1989
  • New Brunswick Community College
    1990 - 1992
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Former Maritimer now performing acts of nerdery and parental fails from the West Island of Montreal.
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Husband. Dad. Business analyst. Mazda 5 driver. Member of the Internet. Spoon user.

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“Time isn't a straight line. It's all...bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons. But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything's impossible.”
– The Eleventh Doctor



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Know when to use "fewer" and when to use "less."
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Rex Murphy: Mike Duffy and that $90,000 cheque
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Rex Murphy has a go at Senator Mike Duffy... and he's one angry guy.

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See what your friends are reading. Keep track of what you've read and organize your books into virtual bookshelves. Join a book club to disc

Stop ads on CBC Radio
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After deep budget cuts by the Harper government, the CBC plans to go more commercial including unlimited ads on Radio 2. How long will it be

New Humanist (Rationalist Association) - discussing humanism, rationalis...
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"Atheist" still the dirtiest word in US politics. As the race for the Republican nomination for the 2012 US presidential election

Women Struggling to Drink Water
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Previously: Women Laughing Alone With Salad. Photos via Aleksandr Markin, Andrey Arkusha, Piotr Marcins

Life stories
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Articles about Life stories

Daenerys Targaryen: Wrong For Dragons, Wrong For The Realm
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This ad paid for by the Committee to Protect Dragons.

This Is the Best Doctor Who Thing I Have Ever Seen - Topless Robot
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The Doctor, Donna and Captain Jack's musical tribute to Russell T. Davies and Julie Gardner is amazeballs.

REALTOR.ca -Property Details SJ121998
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Guided by your local REALTOR®, find your next home here. Search for properties for sale and rent across Canada. Accurate and current listing

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Smoke - Crash Vegas
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The music video for 'Smoke' by Crash Vegas, from the album _Red Earth_ (1989, Risque Disque). Videotaped from the MuchMusic station.

Sylvester Stallone Designed the World's Goofiest Pen - Topless Robot
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Why the hell is Topless Robot covering a pen designed by Sylvester Stallone, you ask? It's a fair question, but I have an answer. When asked