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Before you form that idea that happens when you think before you know what you just watched.. watch this. Then think. (30 mins, Prime. I laughed so hard! Thank You Amazon!) #JVCD 
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN JOHNSON stars global martial arts & film sensation Jean-Claude Van Damme playing "Jean-Claude Van Damme", a global martial arts & film sensation, also operating under the simple alias of "Johnson" as the world's best undercover private contractor. Retired for years, a chance encounter with a lost love brings him back to the game. This time, he'll be deadlier than ever. Probably. [Like this Pilot? Go to Amazon.com/PilotSeason to t...
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Amazing. Mesmerizing. Hilarious.  #MakeAmericaBrannigan
When Matt Groening created the Futurama character Zapp Brannigan, he was obviously intended as a [...]
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Want to see some “shooting stars?” You’re in luck! The Perseid meteor shower peaks Aug. 11-12! Make plans now to stay up late or set your alarm early to see this cosmic display in the sky. The annual Perseid meteor shower is anticipated to be one of the best potential meteor viewing opportunities this year. Find out when and where to watch: http://go.nasa.gov/2bhnsHa
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This combines two of my favorite things: #WeirdAl and Weird Al made completely out of donuts. Props to #VoodooDonuts 
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"No one expects the Alaskan politician!"
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I have to give them props for correct comma usage. #SeenOnTheRoadTo #JohnsonCity 
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Uranium and Polonium: completely safe and harmless. Also good for your bones until you are old enough to smoke... (about 8 mins, until "morbidity")
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I learned a few words, and made me want a "led poncho" 😁
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes... I think I have an extra goto 10 line.. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes stop
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All mature businesses eventually hire a spokes-llama. All the good ad agencies pitch them anyway. Yes I watched them all. #LLOVEYOURAPP
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In the world of code, languages are like glamour boys, accountants, athletes, handy-men, and more. Perl is the reliable professional that quietly keeps updating his skills, but wears something fun - like a loud Hawaiian shirt....
You asked, he answered! Perl creator Larry Wall has responded to questions submitted by Slashdot readers. Read on for his answers...
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BTW, Ana María, my wife, is taking coding lessons at one of the Dallas ISD's training programs. It is sponsored by CODE.org
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@CelloMetalgirl ニュースサイト「ねとらぼ」と申します。掃除機でハーモニカ、ぜひ紹介したいのですが、記事内でツイートや画像を使わせていただくことは可能でしょうか。詳しい利用条件などについては以下のページをご参照ください http://nlab.itmedia.co.jp/nl/articles/1104/07/news046.html …
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Coal use in UK hits zero more and more, was under 2% when I checked it. Yay for open source! #rrdbaby 
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  • Big Company I shant be naming here
    VP Cloud Engineering, 2013 - present
  • Coastal Logic
    Solutions Lead, 2013 - 2013
  • GTL
    skunkworks, 2011 - 2013
  • CTI
    Dir of Research and Development, 2008 - 2011
  • Real Estate EXPO
    Dir of Technology, 2005 - 2008
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Trying to walk the middle way.  Using copious amounts of Open Source sure helps.
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My chevy Volt stats! http://www.voltstats.net/Stats/Details/2733 I wrote an email server in Perl, in 1996. It was the start of a beautiful career move.
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Mojolicious Mojocast #2: Placeholders, Methods, and Formats
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Screencasts about Mojolicious, a real-time web framework for Perl, with Glen Hinkle

Mojolicious Mojocast #5: Mojo::UserAgent
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Screencasts about Mojolicious, a real-time web framework for Perl, with Glen Hinkle

Powershell vs perl at text processing - Svendsen Tech Powershell Wiki
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I'll try to write this little article in a neutral way. In this article I compare PowerShell to Perl with regards to text processing. I'm no

Space Truckers Cadet Academy
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In the future.. supply is short for essential goods, humanity's hopes are dim for the future, they have but one hope. The Space Truckers.In

DashClock Widget
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Attention: Nexus 5 owners, please check "Enable widgets" in security settings and follow the instructions below.DashClock is a replacement l

Plants vs. Zombies™ 2
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*Exclusive offer! Get over 65% off the mighty Jalapeño. This week only.*The zombies are coming… back. It’s about time! The sequel to the hit

The English Beat
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Shop Google Play on the web. Purchase and enjoy instantly on your Android phone or tablet without the hassle of syncing.

Former President Bill Clinton Remarks on Health Care - C-SPAN Video Library
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Former President Bill Clinton explained the benefits of the health care law at the Clinton Presidential Center in Little Rock, Arkansas. He

GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial - Happier than a Camel on Wednesday
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Download the Hump Day ringtones at on.gei.co/19jwTfO Subscribe now to the GEICO channel and get all the new commercials delivered to you aut

David Tennant's XL IQ 2.0 (HQ)
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David Tennant is a guest on QI (XL version) along with Bill Bailey, Lee Mack & series regular Alan Davies. Dec 29, 2009. Pt. 2/5. All conten

How I Got Fired From the Job I Invented
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In this post, I recount the day I discovered a giant multi-billion dollar corporation ripped off my brand that I have been building for almo

Health care costs really are coming under control — MSNBC
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A new analysis predicts continued slowdown in health care inflation as Obamacare takes effect next year.

Dear Taxpayer: Your Auto Bailout Loan Is Repaid, With Interest | Final I...
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General Motors has rejoined the Standard & Poor’s 500 and 100 after being kicked off the list when it went through a U.S.-government orchest

One Year With A Chevy Volt (my video essay)
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+*(EDIT 6-10... A Volt owner has contacted me and advised my video is misleading. I wish to clarify. Most Volt owners buy gas perhaps every

Chevy Volt Commercial - Parking Attendant
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Commercial for the Volt, featuring Larry Bates

Chevy sets Spark EV price below 20 grand
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Chevrolet announced pricing for its 2014 Spark EV electric car today at $27,495, reducible to below $20,000 after applying federal tax credi

Maps
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Download the latest release of Google Maps, and never carry a paper map again. Download the latest release of Google Maps, and never carry a

End Piracy, Not Liberty – Google
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Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.. Two bills bef

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reviewed a month ago
Had an X-ray done, there was almost no wait at 6:00pm, the tech was professional and efficient, I was out of the office with payment in about 20 minutes! The only downside is managerial: they make the front desk ask for your SSN on the form, and then misrepresent who/what it is for. I verified with my doctor (at Baylor across the street) and they confirmed it was NOT a Baylor requirement. Duh. So I paid and refused to pencil in my SSN (they only need it for bill collections). Don't fall for it!
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Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
Always seem to get the ham and cheese, but since it is literally (Yes I meant that) the best sandwich in Dallas I probably won't stop. Love the sides (beet salad FTW!) and soups are well done. We look forward as a couple to the cookies - when you get 2 different kinds = Bonus!
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
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Ask for Francois! He knows his way around the menu, trained in France, and can pair wines expertly. Food was great and the spumoni was a delight. Loved it.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
We had a terrible experience! Ordered a rib pack to go, with extra brisket, a chicken sandwich and a hamburger. After 30 minutes we asked for a manager to ask if there had been a problem. Apparently the manager was the cook that day and he was obviously upset we took him off the line, did not offer an apology nor follow up with the order. "It takes extra time to cook the sandwich and the hamburger...". 5 mins later as we were about to leave they started flopping bags open to load up our order. We tipped as normal and asked if everything was there as we couldn't see them pack the bags. "yeess" came the answer with an eye roll. Sure enough we got home and no chicken sandwich. Yup.
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Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
Warehouse strategy that lowers prices AND leaves more money on the table to support good selection. Love the huge bulk foods section and fresh ground butters!
Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago