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John E. Bredehoft
Works at MorphoTrak (biometrics proposal writer), Empoprises (blogger)
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Cereality is an all-day, all-breakfast cereal restaurant.
Yep, get your cap'n crunch, honey smacks, cheerios etc all in one place.

#food #cereal
Imagine waking up in the morning and going into work, except instead of working, you get to wear your pajamas and eat cereal all day. That's what a day in the life of a "Cereologist" is like, and that's why working at Cereality might just be the greatest job on planet Earth.
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Sitting at DFW airport looking for Dinner. Cereality - we meet again. That's how I roll. #nerdlife
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An even scarier thought -

what if your religion mandated the use of selfie sticks and liturgical hymns sung by Rebecca Black and Miley Cyrus?
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It could happen.
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First, take a wild, profanity-laden interview that John Lennon gave to Jann Wenner in the immediate post-Beatles brouhaha.

Second, set the entire thing to music and release the song as "Magical Misery Tour" (also known by the line "Genius is Pain").

Third, play the whole thing backwards.
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My favorite is "The Hillbillies".
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And why did we change? As noted, crime rates are lower today than they were when I was running around as a kid. Once I took the school bus to my friend's house instead of taking the one to my house. A phone call settled the matter, and no one was arrested or sent to juvie.
 
Meeting this 1979 first grade readiness requirement could get you arrested now.

"Can he travel alone in the neighborhood (four to eight blocks) to store, school, playground, or to a friend's home?"
Is your child ready for first grade? Earlier this month, Chicago Now blogger Christine Whitley reprinted a checklist from a 1979 child-rearing series designed to help a parent figure that one out. Ten out of 12 meant readiness. Can your child "draw and color and stay within the lines of...
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+James Mason  The meta-reason may be an intentional cranking up of fear to serve the shadowy overlords who want to keep us trembling and divided. My point was that the agents of the state you were referring to -- CPS and cops -- are as susceptible to that fear as much as ordinary civilians (perhaps even more so, since the worst-case cost of letting something slip would be both tragic and potentially career-ending).
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On a layover to my Oklahoma City tour stop. Sitting in DFW airport. One of my FAVORITE things to do is have some Cereality! Many years ago. +Jenn Concepcion and I drove from NY to Philly for some. Just a cool thing to do. Lucky Charms, Reese's puffs, almond, walnut.

I wonder what kind of cereal mix you guys would make?
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A "reasonable" alternate approach to the LAWA-ONT controversy - We have a tendency to seek information from people who are just like us. When we hear about an American woman who was charged with murder in an Italian cou... 15 hours ago. Empoprise-BI · Cereality. It's NOT what's for dinner.
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First, take a wild, profanity-laden interview that John Lennon gave to Jann Wenner in the immediate post-Beatles brouhaha.

Second, set the entire thing to music and release the song as "Magical Misery Tour" (also known by the line "Genius is Pain").

Third, play the whole thing backwards.
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Did I forget to mention that I changed jobs last month?

http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/2015/03/did-i-forget-to-mention-that-i-changed.html 

"Now at first glance, it may seem ironic that the knowledge that I gained in the Association of Proposal Management Professionals would lead me to want to get a job outside of Proposals."

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By day, I write biometrics and identification proposals for MorphoTrak (a subsidiary of Morpho, a subsidiary of Safran). By night, I manage the Empoprises blogging empire, as well as various virtual properties in Starfleet Commander and other games. Formerly known as Ontario Emperor (Ontario California, not Ontario Canada). LCMS Lutheran. Former member of Radio Shack Battery Club. Motorola Yellow Badge recipient. Top 10% of LinkedIn users.
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I shook Gerald Ford's hand at a political rally in 1977. I have met Van McCoy, Slim Whitman, and D.C. Fontana. Online, I have met Jesse Stay (whose book reminded me that I hadn't filled out my Bragging Rights yet).
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