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'"Sex Sells" is a popular saying in advertising, but difficult to apply when you're trying to sell arguably the least sexy thing that has ever been created. That was the task undertaken by Gary Gygax, one of the creators of Dungeons & Dragons. Back in 1977, no one had heard of this delightful combination of board game and make-believe, so Gygax had to do everything in his power to get the public's attention. Would he appeal to their imaginations? Their sense of adventure? Their fear of outdoor hobbies? Or would he dress his 16-year-old daughter as a casino waitress and snap pictures of her perving out over a Monster Manual?

You already know what he picked. It was that last thing.

Monster Manual, the book young Miss Gygax is holding as if it contains Aphrodite's secrets of the sensual universe, is an encyclopedia of creature statistics. Basically, charts and numbers describing the attributes of fantasy monsters, otherwise known as "the exact opposite of sexy." It's several hundred pages of boner-quenching math and unintentionally hilarious illustrations.

To make matters worse, his marketing team, in fonts too ugly for an apartment community newsletter, complemented images of his little girl's barely covered body with suggestive slogans, like "What's in Demand Today" and "Where the Action Is," which, in retrospect, seems more like a question.'
Without nepotism, the world would have never known the brilliant acting career of Jaden Smith and the enduring wit and music of Paris Hilton. Sometimes, though, nepotism should probably be avoided.
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Yes, I'm retired.
Recently, and several times in the past, it's been asked whether there would be any further BWP products. The short answer is: no. I had intimated this in a previous post here, but I think I was perhaps not clear. I am retired as a tabletop game designer, a...
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Awesome. I really do still believe that, in some ways, this was a far better time to learn computers. There was so little in the way, and so little distraction.

Also, those Tandy manuals were amazingly good.
Yesterday, Jacob (age 8) asked to help me put together a 30-year-old computer from parts in my basement. Meanwhile, Oliver (age 5) asked Laura to help him learn cursive. Somehow, this doesn't seem ...
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This is what I made this week. https://github.com/jarcane/heresy
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"Instead, Google CIO Ben Fried wrote what I’m pretty sure is the most brazen, jaw-dropping attack on an open Internet that has ever been publicly published by the executive of any Internet company. I mean, flip some words around and it sounds like you’re reading Comcast’s position against Net Neutrality."
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It turns out all those years you've been playing D&D, you've actually been practicing combinatorial mathematics.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knapsack_problem
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Our algorithms teacher dubbed this the Skyrim problem.
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Inventing a Thing: Heresy's new data structures described: http://jarcane.github.io/blog/2014/12/01/inventing-a-thing.html
One of the more ambitious features I decided to attempt for Heresy was to create a new kind of struct-like syntax that would be easier and faster to use in-place in a functional style. Racket has a very robust struct system which I was initially quite ena...
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I've just written mid$ in a Lisp.

Dear God, help us all.
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About a week ago, I had a ridiculous idea. I was in the process of learning some basic Racket macros, and also still following the progress of a couple vintage Lisp dialects for the Tandy Color Computer. Even played around a bit with XLISP in OS-9. And th...
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"We must be able to grasp the world and reality, so we may complain of their monotony with a clear conscience." - Ingmar Bergman
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Designer of Hulks and Horrors, Heaven's Shadow, and Drums of War.
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Game Designer. Author.
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Writing. Game Design. Cooking. Being an asshole.
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  • Bedroom Wall Press
    Founder/Sole Proprietor, 2012 - present
    Personal imprint for all of my self-published works.
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