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New 50 Shades from Christian's Point-of-View
I got an email today from a reader who mentioned that he was getting ads for Fifty Shades of Grey on my site. This showed a remarkably clean conscious, since he was clearly certain that the ads were not the result of his browsing patterns. But he wasn't tel...
I got an email today from a reader who mentioned that he was getting ads for Fifty Shades of Grey on my site. This showed a remarkably clean conscious, since he was clearly certain that the ads were not the result of his brow...
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The Giant's Children Interviewed About Their Mother
This is Kimberly. She agreed to marry me in her youth, and in the past fifteen years has borne five children, run my house and my business with me, and been a constant support. I need her for everything. I found some interview questions designed to be asked...
This is Kimberly. She agreed to marry me in her youth, and in the past fifteen years has borne five children, run my house and my business with me, and been a constant support. I need her for everything. I found some inte...
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Bernie Sanders Matters; How Do We Deal?

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5 Ways My Christian Parents Prepared Me For College
The crisis of faith that many young Christians experience when they go to college is the subject of endless books, studies, and parental worry. It's a thing. Kids go away, fall into the clutches of wicked professors and institutions, and abandon the faith. ...
The crisis of faith that many young Christians experience when they go to college is the subject of endless books, studies, and parental worry. It's a thing. Kids go away, fall into the clutches of wicked professors and insti...
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Joffre Takes An Online Quiz To See If He's An HSP (Highly Sensitive Person)
I started taking an online quiz designed to tell me if whether or not I'm a highly sensitive flower. As I started answering the questions, I realized that I wanted to share the moment with my YouTube viewers. This video is the first of two. The next will be...
I started taking an online quiz designed to tell me if whether or not I'm a highly sensitive flower. As I started answering the questions, I realized that I wanted to share the moment with my YouTube viewers. This video is th...
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Why The Zeitgeist & Slate Mag Is "Baffled" By Tsarnaev Jury & Anyone Not Like Them
How can you not be amazed? It's dominance-by-whining! Just can't even is a weapon. It's an amazingly effective weapon, and I can't even be mad. Seth Stevenson at Slate Magazine is baffled at the reasoning of the jury in the Boston bomber case, because they ...
How can you not be amazed? It's dominance-by-whining! Just can't even is a weapon. It's an amazingly effective weapon, and I can't even be mad. Seth Stevenson at Slate Magazine is baffled at the reasoning of the jury in the B...
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Sexual Violence & Your Brother's Heart
I witnessed a Twitter kerfuffle in which a (obnoxious) man claimed to the woman he was arguing with that her husband and every other man on earth had had rapey thoughts. I decided to talk about men, sexual sin, sexual violence, and sins of the heart. For tw...
I witnessed a Twitter kerfuffle in which a (obnoxious) man claimed to the woman he was arguing with that her husband and every other man on earth had had rapey thoughts. I decided to talk about men, sexual sin, sexual violenc...
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What Christians Can Learn From Anheuser-Busch
I look at Anheuser-Busch, now thankfully owned by InBev, and I see a paragon of Christian virtues worthy of emulation. Of course, not really. And also of course, you regular readers will know my opinion of their beer. But they did do a thing recently that I...
I look at Anheuser-Busch, now thankfully owned by InBev, and I see a paragon of Christian virtues worthy of emulation. Of course, not really. And also of course, you regular readers will know my opinion of their beer. Bu...
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Seventh Day Adventists In Samoa Are In A Pickle
Oh, my friends. You might believe, as I do, that Seventh Day Adventists are a little bit laughable. I mean, come on, that's what you hung your hat on? Of course, this sect actually hung their hat on more than just Saturday, but on a bizarre pseudo-regressio...
Oh, my friends. You might believe, as I do, that Seventh Day Adventists are a little bit laughable. I mean, come on, that's what you hung your hat on? Of course, this sect actually hung their hat on more than just Saturday, b...
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Why Do People Label Themselves?
I watched Baz Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet (excuse me, Romeo + Juliet) with one of my boys this week. Yes, I skipped the part where they frolicked in bed, but not before my son caught me with a "Dad, should I be watching this?" What a snot that kid is. I know...
I watched Baz Luhrman's Romeo and Juliet (excuse me, Romeo + Juliet) with one of my boys this week. Yes, I skipped the part where they frolicked in bed, but not before my son caught me with a "Dad, should I be watching this?"...
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"We Exchanged Trenchant But Civil Remarks"
Carl Trueman is nearly fifty. He'd have to be old like that, because he recently had a public and passionate disagreement with another gray-hair at an academic conference and both were civil to each other the entire time. What is more, no one made him pay a...
Carl Trueman is nearly fifty. He'd have to be old like that, because he recently had a public and passionate disagreement with another gray-hair at an academic conference and both were civil to each other the entire time. Wha...
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Watch USA Win Their First Rugby 7s Cup
USA Rugby has won its first rugby 7s tournament ever. They participate in the 7s World Series every year, which is a series of tournaments taking place through half the year in such diverse places as Dubai, Hong Kong, Brisbane, Las Vegas, and London. 7s isn...
USA Rugby has won its first rugby 7s tournament ever. They participate in the 7s World Series every year, which is a series of tournaments taking place through half the year in such diverse places as Dubai, Hong Kong, Brisban...
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The biggest Anglo-Saxon Brazilian you know. Big beard, buxom wife, beautiful babies.
They used to roll their own in the shop, but when I visited, they'd moved the operation to Nicaragua. The cigars are mighty tasty. Haven't had a maduro from them yet, but enjoyed a couple of really nice morning smokes. The atmosphere is congenial, the coffee tasty, the chairs comfortable, the regulars amiable. Worth visiting.
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