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A MAGICAL thing happened to me at Starbucks tonight. My wife and I were witness to quite possibly THE WORST first date any two human beings have ever had. I live tweeted the whole thing and have collected the unbearably awkward joy for you. I don't know why I was chosen to receive this gift, but I will do my best to honor it and share it with the world.

http://hijinksensue.com/2012/05/10/you-dont-have-to-go-home-but-you-cant-stay-here/starbucks-datewreck-live-tweet/
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Thats was amazeballz. I would have wet myself.
 
Dating is a weeding-out process. In some cases, it's more of a slash-and-burn process.
 
This is one of those situations the English language lacks words to adequately describe.
 
I nearly wet myself from laughing. It's so kind of the entertainment gods to provide for you! XD
 
Lol you made my night. Hilarious!
 
oh man I watched this unfold. It was unreal -- the kind of thing you think only happens in unbearably awkward sitcoms.
 
Greatest thing to happen on twitter in years. Thank you for sharing it with us!
 
This is more funny than I have words to express!
 
This is lovely, just astoundingly lovely.
 
Awww, I'd have been tempted to help the poor girl out. Wink at her a bunch and tell her that her cousin John was in the hospital and she needs to leave right now... or something. But I'm also glad you didn't, it was definitely hilarious =)
 
Reading that was a very humbling experience. I feel infinitely better now about any customer service experience I have ever had to deal with.
Russ R
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Can we see the blurry omg they know I took this photo? :-)
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