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Joel Bondurant
Works at Analytic Objects, Inc.
Attended Gladewater, Texas A&M University
Lives in San Francisco, CA
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data.sfgov.org 2016-05 reports of human waste.
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Central to modern mathematics, the work of a boy shot dead by age 20. #galois
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The most obvious application of quantum computing is to rob banks by cracking pubic ssl keys. Now would be a good time to add homo lattice crypto to openssl.
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Ethanol always was the love of my life.
 
Has to work with Perl late at night

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#ThisIsMyLifeNow #Sysadmin #Linux #Unix 
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Democracy is like playing a game of taharrush gamea. My vote is only counted by those that lust for the myth of consent to be true. My signature isn't on our social contract.
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MacOSX is like a Linux distro from the 90s.
2016 just might be the year of the Linux desktop.
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The Sky Calls (1959) ⟿ SpaceX (2016)
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How good is 64-bit π?
['{0:.60f}'.format( c.c_double.from_buffer(c.c_long(c.c_long.from_buffer(c.c_double(π)).value + x)).value ) for x in [1,0,-1]]. Out[2]: ['3.141592653589793560087173318606801331043243408203125000000000', '3.141592653589793115997963468544185161590576171875000000000000' ...
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What a joke.
It’s been an incredible year for the data business at Microsoft and an incredible year for data across the industry. This Thursday at our Data Driven event in New York, we will kick off a wave of launch activities for SQL Server 2016 with general availability later this year. This is the most significant release of SQL Server that we have ever done, and brings with it some fantastic new … Read more »
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    2001
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    Software Developer, present
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