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Joel Alenchery
Works at Nexsales
Attended Nottingham Trent University
Lived in Mumbai, India
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Vote for Vsauce, the master answerer of life's toughest questions and professional blower of minds :) 
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Heartbleed in pictures.

This is the most accessible explanation yet, from xkcd.

#Heartbleed #xkcd #security
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Aah.. That made sense :)
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maybe that's how I need to control my #arachnophobia  
I need to get a laser pointer
#lol   #spider   #laser   #gif  

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holy shit this guy just did something disgustingly awesome in just 200 lines of ‪#‎JavaScript‬ 
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Why is Modi spouse declaration an issue? Look at declaration from Manmohan singh. Hypocrites VNC
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Kinda shows how geeky I am that I like this kinda stuff. The whole of ‪#‎starwars‬ (the good parts anyway) in all the cartoon characters I love.
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Man this is the stuff !! :) 
Playing with our brand vision/statement. Your thoughts are appreciated.

1. Freedom means you can go where you want, as fast as you need, untethered from any specific location.  We empower people to do that.  Your home office, everywhere.  Your home office, anywhere.

2. People like stuff.  People have a lot of stuff.  If you don’t have a good way to carry it, your stuff stays at home while you’re out or you stay at home with your stuff.  SCOTTEVEST makes it easy to carry your stuff so you can get the most enjoyment/use/value out of it.  You can carry the world in your pockets… if you have enough of them.  See George Carlin: George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

3. SCOTTEVEST is our way of breaking free from “the man,” being tied down to one place, living where we don’t want to live, struggling while traveling, etc.  The company from top to bottom is aligned to support freedom in many definitions.

Additional inspiration:
Seinfeld Man Purse: It's European! 
George’s wallet: George's Exploding Wallet It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel Man Purse "The Man Purse" Commercial Joey’s Bag: FRIENDS S05E13 - Joey has a bag 

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#Google and #Facebook have an appetite and that hunger is leading them into avenues that makes no sense to the common man, but makes all the sense in the world for the tech giants. With Google munching up most of the credible robotics and AI labs Facebook seems to be going after equally insane products. We could make some sense of the jaw dropping #Whatsapp   deal but #Oculas ! Comon Facebook, for goodness sake don't screw up face of todays VR tech. Hope you guys have good plans for the rift ! 
Facebook plans to purchase Oculus VR, maker of the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset, for $2 billion. The deal is comprised of $400 million in cash and 23.1 million shares of Facebook stock....
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Software Engineer
  • Nexsales
    Software Engineer, 2013 - present
  • CitiusTech
    Tech Lead, 2012 - 2013
  • ISG eSolutions
    Senior Software Engineer, 2009 - 2012
  • Symbian Software Ltd
    Sotware Intern, 2007 - 2008
  • Interface systems Group
    Software Engineer, 2005 - 2006
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Mumbai, India - Nottingham - Cambridge - Mumbai - Changanacherry
Trying to change the world .. one line of code at a time ..

Stuff about me. that’s a tough one, I have always thought that "describe yourself" is one of the most dreaded questions that anyone can ask me. I have always found it quite difficult to pinpoint what actually goes into making me really "ME". I guess my friends would be more at ease to answer that more than I do coz at time they know me more than I do myself !!! it seems that if u describe yourself to be all goodie goodie then people think that u are too boastful and if u do the opposite then they think that u have low self esteem.

anyway here’s what I think of myself to be like

A Imaginative and sensitive, Compassionate and kind, Selfless and unworldly, Intuitive and sympathetic, Escapist and idealistic, Secretive and vague, Homo sapiens sapiens oh and did i miss the geeky part ... and don't tell me i dint warn you before hand !

I am a dreamer and love to hear and debate on new ideas. and I love to make new friends. though actually making friends practically is a bit of a problem coz I am kind of shy. I never talk to a stranger unless he/she talks to me first even if he/she (especially she ) looks like a very interesting person to be with. but once the ice breaks it’s all free flowing from there!! I am sure that if u have met me (and more importantly talked to me) then u r my friend already.

then again that’s what I think. I may be wrong coz it depends from person to person what they think about me.

- Joel Alenchery

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I can whip up an excellent fish curry in 20 mins flat :)
  • Nottingham Trent University
    Internet and Enterprise Computing
  • Don Bosco Institute of Technology , Mumbai
    Computer Engineering
  • St Xavier's College, Mumbai
  • Apeejay School, Nerul, Navi Mumbai
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aiiyooo what should I say .. its is zimbly awezome I tell you.. :D Jokes apart, These guys make some mouth watering chicken dishes and the protas are heavenly. Try out the chicken korma, a lovely mild coconut based curry or the chicken malabar, a lill more spicy curry with potatoes. The chicken fry and chicken chill are sumptuous starters. If you aren't much of a fussy person with the cleanliness this is a really good place to have some delicious mallu food. I wish they served beef, ahh well you cant have everything now can you.
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It's a restaurant and not a hotel.. Masala dosa is authentic but might not be to the liking of a mumbaikar.. Idlis are hot and the sambarr is pretty heavenly
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