Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they
"Yes, we do," she said and pulled out a packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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