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Mi papá tiene 40 años.
My father is 40 years old.

Mi papa tiene 40 anos.
My potato has 40 anuses.

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Very interesting... 
Until last week, I used antiperspirant like a klutz. My wallet and undershirts suffered because of my ignorance. Yours need not suffer, too. For 17 years, I had followed the same steps every day....
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Great talking points that politicians always avoid talking about. 
If conservatives in Congress want to wrestle the issue away from Trump, they'll have to bring their A-game
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I don't get why adobe flash and reader need access to system calls anyway. This seems like a prime candidate for sand boxes. 
The vulnerabilities leveraged by two of the exploits have yet to be patched
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Amazing stuff
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The Next Web: BBC Micro:bit final design – Raspberry Pi rival revealed. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwkdK8kiA
The BBC announced the BBC Micro:bit, a new pocket-sized computer inspired by the classic BBC Micro, back in March. Now it (along with a roll call of significant partners) has unveiled ...
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I would definitely buy tickets for this. +Dameon Garza​
"Suidobashi, you have a giant robot, we have a giant robot. You know what needs to happen."
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I love almost all of the Infinite Solutions videos. I think dinosaur bones and the New York one aren't as funny, but the rest are great.
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I just don't understand how some of these people could get these notions in their heads. 
"Did the slaves here appreciate the care they got from their mistress?" one woman asked, pinchedly.
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Love the new star wars app... 
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I was going for "Sexy"... 
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Y u half 2 no grammer
Grammar rules! An Ohio appeals court judge tossed a woman's parking citation because it was missing a comma.
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