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So now that we've been distracted by the hilarious sideshows for long enough and the GOP has fulfilled their purpose by providing late night comedy shows with enough material to last another season, here is an unnecessary poll about the real presidential race...

Of the two contenders for POTUS, who do you think will win? Interested in what people here think. If you go by the current polls (static) or even the bookies, it's likely going to be Clinton. But they don't really take momentum into consideration, nor do they seem to indicate anything about the amount of first-time voters who may finally be motivated to do something after hearing a candidate who isn't like the others, and who actually speaks up for what people want.

You guys in 'merka have got an awesome opportunity here. More than I can say for us in 'straya.

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+John VanRoekel​ don't do that! Imagine if everyone thought that way. You'd be at fault for not getting him elected. You've got nothing to lose by voting Bernie, there's no-one else close for miles, so worst case scenario is you vote for Bernie, but Hillary still wins the primary because no-one else is going to.

Or best case scenario Bernie does actually win the primary and therefore the election by a landslide and you have real change!
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+Hulk Hogan​ FITE ME IRL
 
"...In a statement to People, Hogan apologized for referring to black people as “fucking niggers,” among other utterances revealed in the transcripts:..."
World Wrestling Entertainment has terminated its contract with wrestler Terry Bollea, a.k.a. Hulk Hogan after reports the wrestler used racist language in
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Pretty much this.
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LOL. He blocked me! Fucking wimp. ;)
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+God Emperor Lionel Lauer​ Burleigh Brewing Co.
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I hope the froth gets stuck in your hipster beard
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Blocked :(
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Aw. Poo-boy's blocked me too.
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Watch a gang of cowardly thugs beat the shit out of an innocent, unarmed, completely compliant black man with his hands up. They 'allegedly' thought he stole a $3 slice of pizza (which he didn't) and was resisting arrest (which he clearly wasn't) and charged him with those things afterwards. Watch the fat one take out his racist tantrum by repeatedly punching him in the head and face, and the skinny one try to cause as much pain as possible by hitting him in his spine over a dozen times even after he was cuffed and never showed aggression or posed a threat or was even noncompliant with the illegal arrest. Watch the other 6 or so pathetic criminals in the background do nothing but watch and hope they get a punch in.

America, I've said it plenty of times before, but you have the worst, most corrupt, most racist, most pathetic, most embarrassing police force in the developed world. Some of you keep saying "yeah but not all cops are bad" and you are just wrong. They ARE all bad, or they're not cops for long. Every single one of the badged losers in this video is a bad cop and I just have never seen evidence that good ones exist in America. Not one of them jumped in to protect the victim or arrest the attackers. NONE of them did their job. In a better country, all of these gang members would be charged, and the two attackers would be locked up. But not in the USA. They'll get a paid vacation.

#FuckCops
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Never knew batman was such a fucking try hard.hmmmm
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/11/25 covered this sort of thing pretty well.
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+fwyion jlock​ what seems to be perturbing you, son?
 
Oh noes! The dreaded caps lock attack from a keyboard cowboy.
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+fwyion jlock​ did your Jimmies get jumbled to Pluto and back? Still wanna meet me sumwhere? 
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This is legit, check the link. I can't even rn. :')
 
Wherein Universal Pictures insists that Google take down links to 127.0.0.1 for piracy. 
Allegedly Infringing URLs: http://cinemavit.com/un-voisin-trop-parfait-en-streaming.html; https://seaweedindustry.com/content/regarder-un-voisin-trop-parfait-en-streaming-vf-hd-en-ligne-16; http://zones-ddl.com/telecharger-un-voisin-trop-parfait-2015-en-qualite-dvdrip/ ...
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This is not actually the first time someone has tried to issue DMCA notices on non-routable* IP addresses, but doing it for a loopback address is extra, extra stupid.

* RFC 1918 address space.
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  • Noosa District State High School
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    Editor/colourist/filmmaker/teacher, present
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    Filmmaker, 2012
  • Bait Productions (with Blackmagic Design)
    2011
  • Cutting Edge post-production
  • Taxi Films
  • FHQ (Film Headquarters)
  • CP International
  • Blacklab Productions
  • Grundy TV
  • Awesomely Awesome Productions
  • Lav Productions
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Corinda (Brisbane) - Enoggera (Brisbane) - Singapore, Singapore - Clunes (NSW) - Noosa (Sunny Coast, Qld) - Kelvin Grove (Brisbane) - Herston (Brisbane) - Nundah (Brisbane) - Newmarket (Brisbane)
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