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Joanne Clayton
Works at Lasting Changes Hypnotherapy
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Lived in Bradford
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How Steve saved Christmas 

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse
The stockings were hung and made ready with glee
One for each dog, one for Steve, one for me
The dogs were nestled all warm and snug in our bed
Which meant Steve and I ‘decided’ the floor instead
So Steve in his onesie and me with my Gin
Snuggled down for a lovely Christmas Eve in
When out on the lawn we heard a racket and howl
And all three dogs sat up and started to growl
We rushed to the window to discover the cause 
And outside we spied none other than Santa Clause
He was small and round, but I saw as shock abated
He was red in the face ‘cos he was frustrated
He alighted his sleigh, flung his arms round a reindeer
Heaved a great sigh and said in a voice soft and yet clear;
“Oh Dasher oh Dancer, I fear I am no longer master”
And he shook his head and said “it’s a total disaster”
To the sleigh once more and to each coarser he beckoned;
“Up to the roof” and they were there in a second
Then down the chimney with much grunting and hullabaloo
Came a very grumpy Santa with words that were blue
“Why Santa, what is it” we cried, brushing soot from his jacket
“Well are either of you 7 year old Tallulah von Spracket?”
“I have a sleigh full of presents, so many, but now don’t you see?
Very few of my charges seem to be where they should be”
From his pocket he took a parchment, tatty, torn and so old
And said “Look here’s the address column marked here in bold”
“Oh I see” said Steve sagely, and I knew that he knew
That about this disaster he knew what to do
“Santa, you know Christmas will get later and later”
“If you insist on relying on such very poor data”
“How” cries Santa “Can I avoid all this trouble?”
“By getting your contacts cleaned at Data Bubble –
There’s no need to panic, no need to fret
We’ll have all those gifts delivered safe yet”
And in a thrice, in a jiffy, in no time at all
It was sorted (although it was a very close call)
“Oh my friends” cried Santa, “I can’t thank you enough
“To do this without your help would have been tough”
And so glad was he that he had earned a reprieve
Many good gifts for us and the dogs did he leave
And he chuckled with mirth as he drank all Steve’s beer
Then tipped me a wink saying “see you next year”
And away he flew, saying, as he drove out of sight
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good Night!”

We wish all our customers a very happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year
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THE £270 million Broadway shopping scheme under construction by Westfield in Bradford city centre is being highlighted as a key development to help sell the area to potential investors.
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F1’s official logistics partner, DHL, has been criticised for posting photos of F1 driver Bianchi on their Facebook page along with the text, Ghastly accident in Japan. Jules Bianchi is fighting for his life. By clicking 'like' on this occasion, you’ll be sending Jules your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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It’s Data Bubble’s Birthday!!!Data Bubble has reached the milestone of being 5 Years Old! Steve and I 'can’t believe how time has flown’!Time really has flown since those early days, working alone
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I agree - the big 4  have missed the point completely i.e. the Customer !
Incoming Morrisons chairman Andrew Higginson believes the big four took their eyes off what discounters were doing and what customers wanted.
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  • Lasting Changes Hypnotherapy
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    I help people make the changes to their lives
  • Data Bubble Consultancy Limited
    Director, present
    I am the director or Data Bubble who provides clean, accurate and targeted marketing Lists that help companies get more new sales I am an honest independent data broker who believes that your success is our success, I work for you to get the right Direct Marketing lists that gets you new customers.. Whether its Business or Consumer, UK or International I can help you.
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Introduction
Do you sometimes struggle to get new customers? 

Do you wish you had list of your ideal customers to contact? 

If so I can help you .. call me on 01274 483936

I am an honest independent data broker who provides accurate and targeted Direct Marketing lists that help you gain new customers.. 

I provide prospect list for 
Direct Mailing
Telemarketing
Email & SMS Broadcasting... 

Whether its Business or Consumer, UK or International I can help you. 

I save you time & money providing the right marketing list / data that delivers results.

Data Bubble provides accurate and targeted marketing lists that help clients to get new customers by taking the time to tailor the lists to your specification ensuring get the maximum return on your investment.

We offer quality guarantees over and above our competition 

In addition we save you money be excluding records you already hold ensuring you are not buying double. 

I also offer UK & International Data Cleaning 
Address cleaning 
De-duplication service
Suppression screening including Gone-away & Deceased, NCOA - Change of Address 
Telephone & Mail Preference Service screening
Telephone append 
Mobile number validation services 

I can update your data quickly & effectively reducing the time spent and the money wasted trying to contact out of date records. I can improve response rates & protect your companies reputation from bad PR when doing a direct marketing campaign. call for a free data quality report.

Why use us? I offer you 
Industry knowledge saving you time & money getting the right list for your Direct Marketing campaign.
Options and recommendation allowing you to make an informed choice. 
Independent advice, only recommending the most appropriate list for your direct marketing campaign. 
I take away the hassle of hiring staff or explaining your needs over and over, freeing up your time to get on with your business. 

If you need help call me on 01274 483936 or visit www.databubble.info
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  • University of Birmingham
  • Bradford College
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