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Joachim “Gagnráðr” Kessel
Works at cv cryptovision, Gelsenkirchen
Attended Academy for Information and Telecommunication Technology (A.I.T.), Essen, Germany
Lives in Oberhausen, Germany
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Thanks, +Wolf Weber 
 
"Die Dividenden steigen, die Proletarier fallen."
(Rosa Luxemburg)
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Alas, this made me really love those guys even more from the bottom of my heart.
The British accent is not too bad.
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How stay calm in tense situations.
Thanks, Chris.
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E xcellent Movie, go rgeous scene, Brilliant statement!
 
[Kurtz dictates to tape] "They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene." 
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University offering free online course to demolish climate denial, via +Alan Rusbridger 
Dana Nuccitelli: The University of Queensland’s course examines the science of climate science denial
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Wegschauen tötet. Die EU darf nicht weiter zulassen, dass das Mittelmeer zu einem Massengrab wird! Teile diesen Beitrag mit allen, die Du kennst:
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Dieser Kommentar macht klar: was an den Außengrenzen der EU passiert ist mörderisch.
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That's what I'd love to see,  Marketing for social responsibility.
Well done!
Via +Carmen Schmidt , h/t +Marc Schnau 
 
If "the people" know about the backgrounds, strange things happen.
well worth watching
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My pleasure, +Linda Anani !
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I pretty much love this kind of jokes, especially from the tech site!
 
Recently I’ve talked a lot about how important it is to set your hiring bar high and invest time and resources to find the best people. 

One of my favorite examples of this is +Jeff Dean, an early Googler and one of the key minds behind the algorithms that power Google Search. Jeff is so well regarded at Google that people have created an internal site with “Jeff Dean Facts,” a spin on the “Chuck Norris Facts” meme. It highlights two things I love about Google: the quality of people we’ve been able to attract by focusing on hiring, and the culture of celebration that’s been fostered by giving people freedom and voice.

Here’s one of my favorite Jeff Dean Facts for a little Friday fun. #workrules #culture #hiring

www.workrules.net
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Sweet.
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Prof Nelson Beebe's amazing bibtex #AlanTuring   bibliography now has many updates.

Via +Alan Turing Years on Twitter
-*-BibTeX-*- %%% ==================================================================== %%% BibTeX-file{ %%% author = "Nelson H. F. Beebe", %%% version = "1.130", %%% date = "14 April 2015", %%% time = "09:49:07 MDT", %%% filename = "turing-alan-mathison.bib", %%% address = "University of Utah ...
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What happened to the oil, vanished from the surface by chemicals?
No see, no know...
 
Five years ago oil began leaking in #GulfOilSpill. The wildlife & victims are still recovering https://flipboard.com/topic/oilspill
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Business as usual. Mission accomplished. 
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What a voice.
As a kid I was in love with Alexandra...
She died so young...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandra_%28singer%29
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Product Manager Cryptographic Middleware
Skills
At first: Being a nice human being. Project Management, Java, HTML5, C++, MySQL, Linux, Windows, Cryptography etc.
Employment
  • cv cryptovision, Gelsenkirchen
    Product Manager Cryptographic Middleware, 2014 - present
  • Mazda Motor Europe GmbH, Leverkusen
    Manager IS Business Processes, 2011 - 2013
    Responsible for the planning and further development of all European applications.
  • Mazda Motor Europe GmbH, Leverkusen
    Teamleader MACS-Development, QM & Training, 2008 - 2011
    Responsible for the planning and further developement, the quality assurance and the training of the MACS DMS.
  • Mazda Motor Europe GmbH, Leverkusen
    Supervisor MACS-Development, 2006 - 2008
    Responsible for the planning and further development of the 'Mazda Administration and Communication System' (MACS) Dealer Management System (DMS).
  • Mazda Motor Europe GmbH, Leverkusen
    Analyst / Developer Mazda Portal, 2005 - 2006
    Responsible for the requirements analysis of the Mazda Portal and portal applications.
  • Software Engineer, 2001 - 2005
    Responsible for the requirements analysis and development of several Software components.
  • BOV AG, Essen
    IT specialist, 1999 - 2000
    Apprenticeship to become an IT specialist.
  • Bundeswehr (German Army), multiple
    Staff-sergeant, 1992 - 1998
    Anti-aircraft staff-sergeant (Stinger), UNO deployment in former Yugoslavia (UNPROFOR), Paratrooper sergeant, microwave radio relay.
  • RAG AG
    Energy electronics technician, 1988 - 1992
    Apprenticeship to become an energy electronics technician
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Oberhausen, Germany
Previously
Northeim, Germany - Coesfeld, Germany - Nagold, Germany
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Stardate 09-12-2013:20.27Z+2
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Captain, we've found an anomaly in space...
It looks like it is connected to every particle that we currently know...

Education
  • Academy for Information and Telecommunication Technology (A.I.T.), Essen, Germany
    IT Project Coordinator, 2005 - 2006
  • Intermediate high school diploma, Oberhausen, Germany
    1982 - 1988
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