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A few days ago I thought spring had finally arrived. Today we woke up to a blizzard and 20 cm of snow (and counting).
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I think we got around 30-40 cm of snow today. It is melting, but nowhere near fast enough my my taste :)
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Been reading about OrientDB recently, and will very soon give it a spin. On paper it seems absolutely awesome. One thing is kind of strange though: It's a database that lets you build relational models, and which uses an extended version of SQL for its query language; so how can they call it a NoSQL database?

I mean, it fits naturally with the other NoSQL solutions out there because it stores data in documents and graphs, but seeing as it seemingly can be a drop-in replacement for your existing RDMS it shouldn't really be called NoSQL, right?
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Cool :)
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Humor is definitely the best medicine.
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Memes of this are popping up all over the place, but I thought this one was brilliant.
 
What color is the dress .... Neo??? 
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INTERNET COMMENTING TIP:

Before you comment on a post with a link to an article or video of some kind, be sure you've actually read the article or watched the video. Reading just the headline doesn't count.

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Sounds a bit too kinky for me...
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ha ha!!! you are quick.
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Wondering how long it'll take Apple to fix their systems. It's currently impossible to buy or download updates to digital products/services from Apple, and it's been that way for at least 5 hours. Even their support system, iTunes Connect, iCloud and other services are down are severely affected by this error, and it's a global problem. This is gonna end up being really expensive for Apple...
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Came across this vintage police car on my way home from work today.

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1 Adam 12 ? ; )))
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It annoys me to no end that people equate GMOs with Monsanto. There's absolutely nothing inherently wrong with GMOs as a concept. It's actually necessary to develop them if we want to avoid killing off a few billion people to be able to feed the rest of us. The problem is with the politics; that it's possible to patent DNA and that companies like Monsanto are leading the charge in a very irresponsible way.
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OK, that's impressive. Really looking forward to seeing this movie :)
 
Disney's upcoming animated film Big Hero 6, about a boy and his soft robot (and a gang of super-powered friends), is perhaps the largest big-budget mash-
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Cool. Lookin' even more forward to it then :)
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Haha. Great video. Insanely stupid law.
 
Great video for a reasonable cause.
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Business Intelligence consultant and programmer. Photographer. Music lover. Tech head. Above all: Curious.
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I'm a geek. And a photographer. And a music lover. And even though I'm a pretty big guy I probably fit in many other boxes as well.

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Sherpa Consulting AS
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Konsulentselskap som tilbyr konsulenter med lang erfaring og stor bredde innen Business Intelligence / Datavarehus.

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Lars-Erik Dahle's debut album, signed with whatever name or message you choose and shipped to your mailbox. As soon as your payment is proce

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Serving the technologist for over 1.3141592 x 10^-1 centuries

Nikon Rumors
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where there’s smoke there’s fire

Debunking Almost Every Republican Lie Against President Obama
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I've read thousands upon thousands of comments by Republicans in the 14 months since I founded my page Right Off A Cliff. Usually what they

Zack Arias Attempts Pro Photos with a Cheap Camera
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The idea that the camera doesn't make the photographer is, most will agree, a sufficiently dead and overly beaten horse of a subject. It's n

Wedding Photographer Threatened with Ludicrous $300,000 Lawsuit
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Photographer and entrepreneur Gary Fong was recently contacted by a wedding photographer who found himself in a pickle: after doing a "great

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“The government blocked javascript or something. That’s why my Yahoo mail isn’t coming onto my phone.” - Client response to late payment.

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Andrew Bernstein spoke to Googlers in Mountain View about his book The Myth of Stress: Where Stress Really Comes From and How to Live a Happ

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“Please create a minimal baroque font.”

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“The white you’ve used in the header is solid. We’d rather it was opaque.” - A client whose website has a white background.

What have you tried? - Matt Gemmell
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How to properly ask technical questions, and demonstrate that you've done your research and are willing to learn on your own.

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