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Jim Gaffigan
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‪If the world doesn't end in the next couple weeks I'll be doing all new material in Canada, US, France & Israel. http://www.whosay.com/l/GBKc6eI

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Thanks Jim, here's to hoping we live long enough to be amused. ☆☆☆
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‪Ottawa or as I call it Otta-WOW I'll be performing an all new show on Feb 10th! Get your Beavertail there. http://www.whosay.com/l/pBQc69i

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I'm thinking of retiring from all human interaction.

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Humans have some annoying traits - their opinions, feelings, hopes and dreams. Penguins are the way to go. Or carpet. Carpet's nice.
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I can't believe I'll be 78 years old this year!

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ATLANTIC CITY!!! Specialpresale starts at 10am for my @BorgataAC shows! Password SUPERSTAR

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Jack (11 yrs old): I want to be just like you. At what age can i let myself go?
Me: You were adopted.
Jack: Yay!

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You know who’s a snob? My butler.
He’s so condescending to other staff.

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You should fire him or make him a cheese sandwich.

#JeevesCheese 
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I know it's Friday night at midnight I'm in NYC but can someone bring me a @loumalnatis deep dish sausage pizza in the next 5 min? Thx

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What Colbert didn't feed you? lol
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Here's me, twentyonepilots and my mustache.

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Beautiful family, you have your hands full!!! 
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Inner monologue getting dressed.
Me in 2000: "Do I look good in this?"
Me in 2010: "This doesn't clash that much. Hopefully."
Me Today: "This looks cleanish."

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What could be more romantic than hearing me do all new material in my whiney Midwestern voice in Paris at Theatre Dejazet on April 29?‪What's more romantic than hearing me do all new material in my whiney voice in Paris at Theatre Dejazet on April 29? http://www.whosay.com/l/KKzc66t

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Well, gee. http://www.jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml

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I'm a comedian, actor, writer and something funny
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