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Jim Gaffigan
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"I'll do that after the next U.S.A goal." - Everyone in North America. #USAvJPN #USWNT

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I said it five times!!!
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By the way, it was my idea to synchronize fireworks to music. You're welcome and I'm sorry.

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I think Tchaikovsky beat you by a few decades, +Jim Gaffigan​
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"Let's add a little Old Bay seasoning." - Every citizen of Maryland today and every other day of summer.

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And sprinkle liberally on everything, even children during christenings
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What is this "rain" you speak of Jim?

#LosAngeles

#ZombieApocalypse
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"Remember don't dance, dad." - my 4 year old son as we approach an Independence Day party

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Sage advice
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"Being bald is your thing, dad." - My 9 year old

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Yeah.  I can relate.
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I love you, so I did this video for you

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Going on the Nightly Show, eh?  What is it, free Pizza?
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Dear Avocados,

I don't care how pretentious and annoying the avocado toast trend becomes I will always love you.

Jim

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Yowzers
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My 4-year-old son saluting the #USO performers who were honoring the men & women who served this country.

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That's awsome
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I've heard rumors. I hope it's not true that Greece may lose the gyro!! #sounditout #euro #badtweet

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If this means we can stop pronouncing it yee-rose, then I'm all for it.
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My kid: (sneezes)
Me: Bless you.
My kid: (sneezes)
Me: Bless you.
My kid: (sneezes)
Me: Stop it!

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Yes 3rd time.... Nose REMOVED!
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I know i shouldn't like corn chips
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Well, gee. http://www.jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml

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