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Jessie Zimmer
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This. is. perfect. It nearly broke me.
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Despite not getting out of bed until 2 PM, I still got 6/7 of my routines done by 6:00 PM. This is super duper amazing. #GoodDay
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Couldn't figure out why I was so tired today, until I realiized I socialized from 4 - 11 PM yesterday. Oh, right ... #Introvert #Recharging
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Can someone just deliver me a breakfast skillet with eggs, hashbrowns and corn beef hash? That would fucking super. I desperately want a big, yummy breakfast ... but I'm too content to put on real clothes and go get it.
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Happy Thursday! Have I told you this is my favorite Penny Arcade side project? Because it is. Go, read it. Right now.
<p><img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/214584757_tSa5c-L-2.jpg" alt="The SIN Of Long Load Times" /></p><p><strong><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1998/11/18">The SIN Of Long Load Times</a></strong></p><p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1998/11/18">http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1998/11/18</a></p>
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I have never been quite so happy to watch a dog drinking from his water bucket. My fluffernutter is home and doing well so far! :)
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I have been looking forward to this all year, and almost forgot! Ten more days until the insanity begins! [muppet flail]
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I'm starting to understand the whole stereotype of writers drinking to quiet the voices in their heads. #MaketheIdeasStop
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Happy Veteran's Day. Thank you to all who served and who continue to do so.
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This is so cute it made me cry. I wanna snuggle a baby otter as my day job!
An abandoned baby sea otter learning to swim is the cutest thing you'll see all day/week/month/year/ever.
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Just under the wire! Feeling overwhelmed by Nano? Read on! Where I share why I'm not doing Nanowrimo and some alternatives to enjoy this November like Desert Bus 8, ROW 80 and Worldbuilders.
Each and every year, when Nano rolls around I am plagued with a strange wash of anxiety and guilt. It seems as it grows bigger every year, it's almost unavoidable. As the saying goes, all the cool ...
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Puppy made it through surgery! :) Now we have to see about recovery and test results to see if there's anything else going on. :D
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Currently 30-something. Writer. Bookworm. Night owl by nature. Introvert. Choco-holic.
Introduction
Hello Random G+ Person,

Would you like to add me to your Circles? 
First, take the Jessie Zimmer G+ Litmus Test and see how you do!
  • Do you speak English? If yes, continue to Question 2. If nodo not circle me.
  • Is your profile primarily in a language other than English? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 3.
  • Is your profile blank or otherwise offering me no data [pictures, posts, information] about who you are? If yes, do not circle me. If no, continue to Question 4.
  • Are you circling me simply to boost your Google+ friendship numbers? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 5.
  • Are you using Google+ as merely a way to promote your business, charity, Ebay store, etc? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 6.
  • Do you discriminate toward people with non-"traditional" sexualities [ie: bisexual, gay, lesbian, etc]? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 7.
  • Do you friend non-Christians with the explicit motivation to preach at them for their "wrongs" and/or "sinfulness" and "bring them back to Jesus"? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 8.
  • Do you discriminate against those who follow religions which aren't of one the Big Three [ie: Christianity, Judaism and Muslim] Faiths? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 9.
  • Do you follow an alternative faith [ie: Heathenism, Asatru, The Northern Way, etc] but believe you have all the answers in your one flawless book and/or religious organization? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 10.
  • Do you support racism? Or racism specifically connected to the Nazis, Aryans, White Supremacists or anyone that believes Asatru and the Northern Way is for "whites" only? If yesdo not circle me. If no, continue to Question 11.
  • Do you claim to be a "nerd" but were never ostracized in your youth for being passionate about one or more of the following: computers, Star Wars, writing, Star Trek, painting, tabletop games, video games, math, english, or some other pursuit and/or fandom? If yesyou are not a nerd, quit jumping on the nerd-chic bandwagonand do not circle me. If no, continue to Question 12.
  • Are you capable of holding an entertaining, enlightening and/or thoughtful conversation on topics you are passionate about? While still being respectful if we disagree? If yes, continue to Question 13. If nodo not circle me.
  • Are you using Google+ to: push your political and/or religious beliefs? To otherwise start "drama" in any of its many forms? If yes, do not circle me. Good day, and thanks for taking the Jessie Zimmer Litmus Test! If no, congratulations random G+ person! You've made it to the Bonus Round!
BONUS ROUND:

If you've made it this far and:
  • Like Star Wars?
  • Know the Original Trilogy is still superior to the Prequels?
  • Also know Han Shot First?
  • Chewbecca's your favorite character?
  • Prefer Apple products?
  • Are a Neil Gaiman fan?
  • Are a leaf on the wind?
Did you read through this whole postanswer all the questions and still wish to Circle me?


Well, without further ado:

I, Jessie Zimmer, hereby give you [anonymus Google+ Litmus Test Taker], permission to Circle me!

Aren't you excited?


[Disclaimer: Those who Circle me and then - upon profile inspection - fail to pass this litmus test will be immediately blocked.]

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Writer, bookworm, happy hermit
Education
  • Westwood College
    Web Design & Mutlimedia, 2003 - 2004
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