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Jessie Calderon
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Artist, Cthulhu Cultist, Last of the Banded Polywomps
Artist, Cthulhu Cultist, Last of the Banded Polywomps

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#newhorizons  is about to make history, we must recognize the official Mi-Go name for their home planet! #plutoflyby   

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This sulphuric acid lake in an Indonesian volcano has the pH of battery acid.

How do those tiny villages in RPGs sustain themselves? I mean, there's no economy to speak of other than a couple shops selling a handful of items that probably no one else in the village is buying. Then there might be a single farmer on the outskirts of town, but they'll invariably have one crappy little patch of cabbage or something. There are probably only 10 people living there, so after a couple of generations they are all going to be pretty inbred and will likely need to suck their food through a straw or something horrific like that.

Why do shops even sell anything? Why doesn't everyone just go out into the countryside and take potshots at passing level 1 slimes until they're rich from all the gold pieces wild animals carry in their intestines, for whatever reason? Sure, it'd be a grind, but it's gotta be better than hanging out all day with your fellow townsfolk who only ever say the same sentence over and over, like some kind of slightly wordy Hodor.

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I think the dream I had last night was maybe the weirdest one I've ever had. I'm struggling to remember some details. Zombies with superpowers that enabled them to live an almost normal existence, banding together to survive against the flesh-eating hordes that inhabited a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Also they flew around in a jet.

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"The player's eyes are basically a camera, and not only did things have to happen at the right time, the person wearing the headset had to be sure to be looking in the right direction. While the major events in the demo are scripted, the actions of the enemies are not; the AI just went and did its thing."

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I always thought the worst job in the world would be adding banana flavoring to condoms. Can you imagine how much you'd come to hate banana?

I imagine the smell doesn't wash off either.

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So, is Ash Wednesday like Caturday but with The Evil Dead?
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