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Jess “Hugmonster” Lageson
Lives in Beaverton, OR
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Bout to get shit done.
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Mostly because my hair is being crazy today and I am ok with it. Happy Friday, pleeps. <3 
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LOLOL I just turned beet red, +Em Henderson ... that's not a term I'm used to! Cute, sure. "Sexy as fuck" - totally blushing. No lie. 
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capes are handy when there's no tp available.
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Here's the result. What a disaster... Turned out aight though, yeah? Wow, it's REALLY pink. LOL
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+Mahlet Ayechew Haters gonna hate.
+Jess Lageson Keep rocking on with your bad self :-) 
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Logan likes her cake :-)
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Our daughter was the same way. 9mos and she only sort of crawled, backwards. Then, after a three day trip in the car, to Colorado, she was like, "Btw, I can crawl." walking was the same way. 
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So. I decided after my hair turned back dark after trying to go red, and I just hated it that I would try this supposed Color Oops stuff that I've read about. Not bleach, no peroxide. I've been layering black cherry hair color on my hair for over a year. I want to go blond for summer... And skeptically, I tried this stuff. It (without peroxide or anything) turned my hair back to my natural color (blondish brown) with a bit of a golden hue. A skeptic no more. I love this stuff. Now I can dye it blonde once instead of bleaching it 4 times. If you ever dye your hair dark and hate it, spend 13 bucks on this stuff. It's so freaking awesome. Will post results after I am done blonde-ing. 
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Color Oops is terrific stuff. 
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Day 2: I hurt. Bad. Shin splints... 
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I've been told by my friend Irene (she was a finalist on biggest loser a couple years ago) that ice and a foam roller are your best friends. I think I shall get one of these contraptions. 
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I did it! Holy crap I'm burning. 
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Thanks
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Yeah so... I broke my hair. I used a different type of developer recommended by the girl at Sally's when lightening the rest of the way... And it turned my hair elastic stretchy weird on the sides of my head after 10 minutes. I ran a brush through it and snap snap snap it went. Good thing I a) have clippers b) know that hair grows back and c) look ok with really, really short hair... But I'm kinda sad. I was growing it for the whole last year. My hair grows so slow.


So since I'm sad, and it didn't even lighten much... it's about to be pink. Because fuck you, bad advice giving Sally's girl, and because pink hair makes me happy. 
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Have +Matthew Hicks shoot his load into your hair.

You know.... Cuz hair + protein or something #science
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I need toner so. So badly to get the yellow out, but it's blonde. I was successful. 
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Oh I did my Friday and I need one more treatment lol I used professional stuff I kinda look like a sunflower with blonde on top..
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#whatsonyourfeet

Sunshine. 
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I am a professional nerd. I am Quality Assurance/ Helpdesk/MySQL/MS SQL DBA on a pretty neat development team for an online marketing firm.
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I can do anything.
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Lageson, Mommy
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I like turtles.
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I am made from love and stardust. I kill 'em with kindness and try not to kill myself in the process. I can sing at any moment of the day and feel better. I am a very feminine tomboy. I am gentle, but love hard. I don't know what else to say, other than that I'm far too complex to be described in a box of text. 

I post things that make me happy, and bits and pieces of my life that I feel like sharing. I'm lighthearted, but also sensitive and emotional, and not afraid of it. 

I love music. Add me to every music circle. Ever. 

I work a lot. 
I love being a mother. 


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I'm a really good hugger. Real talk.
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Currently
Beaverton, OR
Previously
Portland OR - Vancouver WA - Omaha NE - The Dalles OR