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+Matthew H​ made me a press with cucumber vodka and sprite, and I am okay with this. I'm usually a whiskey girl but this is quite refreshing. Perhaps I can relax now. What a day. Made sure to make it a single tall since it's been about 10 months since I've had a mixed drink, LOL.
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Happy mothers day!!! You don't have to do anything today unless you WANT to 😊

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Lolwut. Pretty random... 
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+Angie Person haha!! Seriously! 

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I normally love 85° weather. But when it's April and I'm 35/40 weeks pregnant... it's hot and my feet are swelling. Having wet hair helps a bit but I want to exist on popsicles and lay in a pool.
*sniffle*
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My plants seem to enjoy it. :-)

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A couple people have asked me if we have one, and so I'm posting this - it's not a big list, and I'm bad at doing this stuff, but this is our registry for baby Ellie. :) 
http://m.target.com/gift-registry/giftgiver?registryId=-_so0kV75Cb0FkukbIU0_w
Target gift registry: register for college gifts, update your college registry, or give a gift
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That, a swing of some sort, and diapers are literally the only things I REALLY want/need. Haha. Everything else is just cute fluff :-D

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I woke up in so, so much pain but then looked out my window and WOW! What a beautiful day. I think I'll spend most of it outside in our yard. I'm in too much pain to go anywhere today especially after the walking I did yesterday, but I have felt so, so cooped up with all the rain and our yard is still just as sun-drenched as the park. And we have tulips blooming!

Hooray for sunshine and backyards. Still, I can not wait to go for walks around the neighborhood again once Ellie comes. Sunshine makes me so happy.
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Glad you were able to enjoy it <3

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First outing with Ellie. . . she is already 1/2 ounce more than her birth weight, and is doing great! She behaved herself nicely. :-) 
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Yes, much better. Even being sore and tired, it is so much better than being pregnant with chronic pain and exhaustion. 

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Shameless Ellie update, day 3: Wow, I love this little nocturnal babe so much. And wow, I'm so exhausted. The minute the sun goes down, she is ready to eat every 30 minutes to an hour, all night long. +Matthew H​ is such a huge help but since I'm the food source, it doesn't work too well at night. LOL. Despite my exhaustion, she is such a great little baby and never cries except for if I'm not fast enough with the milk, or I insist on changing her diaper. Hangin in there. The kids adore her, and Logan has decided as of last night that she loves her so much and has placed her own little doll cradle next to her bed, just like Ellie's cradle is next to mine. She walks around with her baby doll swaddled, and watches what we do intently and then copies it. It's awesome. :-)
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They will probably make you wait a few months after you stop feeding to get settled. But you could feed Ellie to 6 months normally, and at the rate you're pumping still feed her frozen for another few months while you get ready. 

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Thank you to everyone for your awesome and kind words!! Ellie is doing great and I think we get to go home in about 2 hours! She's pretty neat so far. 
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Weirdest pregnancy dream so far:

I'm in a town square, somewhere that appears to be in Europe. I'm pregnant, talking to a woman about my baby and she asks if she can feel him kick. Yes, in this dream, my baby is a boy.
He begins to kick, and as she goes to feel him, my belly becomes translucent and I can see him, and see his feet.
Suddenly, I reach in and pull him out. I'm irritated that he has already messed his diaper. Yes, he's already wearing a diaper. I get yellow poop on me. I have nothing to clean up with. I then realize he wasn't ready to be born yet.
The woman offers to go get a doctor and I then am suddenly in a strange lab that reminds me of something from Pinky and the Brain crossed with Willy Wonka. I look down, and I realize that all this time, I've actually been carrying a Baby Alive doll in my womb. I am beyond disappointed. My dad appears and says "it's OK. You can just try again. Let's go home." I put down the doll, and we leave.
I decide I need coffee. I'm feeling tired. We go to the grocery store.
We get to the coffee aisle, and I am overwhelmed. The whole aisle is full of nothing but hundreds of boxes of Pop Tarts, it seems. Hundreds of flavors. One of them is jalepeno. I am just getting frustrated when I finally find the coffee. To my horror, it is all Pop Tart flavored Starbucks ground coffee. There isn't any normal ground coffee.
Suddenly my oldest son starts yelling from behind me that he can't find his backpack. I turn around and can't see him. Then I woke up.
My son was telling his sister he couldn't find his backpack. That was what woke me up...

What a weird dream.
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My almost 3-year-old is quite enjoying eating hard boiled eggs and chocolate for breakfast... And is currently singing Jingle Bells at the top of her lungs. Haha!

She'll understand someday.
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It works.

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The candy has been basketed. This year instead of digging through a bunch of sticky stuff finding the little toys, we decided to separate it by putting the basket of candy into the box of their little toys. :-)

Now we just gotta hide the eggs. Want bedtime. 
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Oooh that's a good idea! 

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My sweet +Matthew H​,
I can't begin to express to you how much I love you. You came into my life at a time where I didn't think I could ever trust anyone with my heart, and you have stayed by my side through some of my hardest of times, without batting an eye. You've laughed with me, cried with me, and believed in me more than anyone I know, myself included.
You don't like this whole "getting older" thing, but since I've met you, I have been so lucky to watch you grow more each year, to love you more each year. Each year another reminder of how time flies when you're having fun.
You are patient, kind, affectionate, and never stop wanting to know everything about everything, and teach everyone around you about everything you have learned. We never lack conversation.
You are a fantastic partner, a wonderful and loving father, and I'm so proud to call you our rock.

As I write this, you're patiently handling a horrid fit from our toddler that would have me pulling my hair out, but you handle it with such grace and love and as I finish this sentence, I hear the tears have stopped. Just like that, you make everyone around you happy.

I hope today leaves you feeling nothing but happy and loved as much as you have made sure that we are.
Thank you for being you. I am so grateful that you were born. You deserve to be celebrated.
Happy birthday, Pinguino. I love you.
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Hippy beefday, ya Dusty Ole Bastard.
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I am made from love and stardust. I kill 'em with kindness and try not to kill myself in the process. I can sing at any moment of the day and feel better. I am a very feminine tomboy. I am gentle, but love hard. I don't know what else to say, other than that I'm far too complex to be described in a box of text. 

I post things that make me happy, and bits and pieces of my life that I feel like sharing. I'm lighthearted, but also sensitive and emotional, and not afraid of it. 

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I love being a mother. 


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