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Jess “The Squish” H
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I need one. LOL
The Boozie, a hoodie with two hidden flasks to fill with beverages that are dispensed from straws disguised as the pull strings.
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Damn. We proposed a similar concept within the R&D community at work known as "Whiskey Pants". Would be an excellent outfit combined with The Boozie.
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Ok. I today have now completed CodeAcademy for HTML & CSS from start to finish, and am now 40% through JavaScript. My brain is fried and it's time for bed. 

P.S. I know they are important, but I despise "for" and "while" loops. Just saying. 

Nite, ploos.
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Always my pleasure to help when I'm able.
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LMAO
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Le'Hahahaha 
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This is so interesting. Awesome. 
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That guy is such a genius.. such great videos.
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Daily.
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Earlier on the train it said I was 98% dude. . . But I wasn't wearing pink.
Hmm. 
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Also, still more dude than Spodermen.
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Happy birthday, +Nic Stanislao! I hope you get 15 tiaras today... but just in case, at least you get a picture of them. 
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Thanks, +Sean Schmidt ... freaking love this. Good stuff! 
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Yea I digs him 
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Very nearly anything can be put on a shish kabob. We shall prove this theory today. Brown sugar hickory beef, teriyaki chicken, pineapple, bell peppers of various colors, mushrooms, pineapple, fresh garlic cloves, sweet onions, strawberries, apples... is it time to eat yet?
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So sad. :( 
'King of the Blues' legend BB King dies in Las Vegas aged 89, his lawyer says.
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This wasn't Elvis this wasn't king Kong it wasn't Dr King but BB king the greatest blues guitar singer and songwriter it was, we are going to miss him and Lou seal.
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Thank you so much +Bruce Shark​! Coolest thing ever!
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:) Yer welcome.
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Recently unemployed due to my department dissolving after 5 years. Looking for a great position as an SQL DBA/QA with a team of really awesome people. Learning to code (php, CSS) as well, and having fun with it.
Skills
I can do almost anything I put my mind to, and learn very quickly. I have a knack for being the one who can interface with the front end and explain the back end without making anyone's brows furrow in confusion.
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Female
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In a relationship
Other names
Lageson, Mommy
Story
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I like turtles.
Introduction
I am made from love and stardust. I kill 'em with kindness and try not to kill myself in the process. I can sing at any moment of the day and feel better. I am a very feminine tomboy. I am gentle, but love hard. I don't know what else to say, other than that I'm far too complex to be described in a box of text. 

I post things that make me happy, and bits and pieces of my life that I feel like sharing. I'm lighthearted, but also sensitive and emotional, and not afraid of it. 

I love music. Add me to every music circle. Ever. 

I work a lot. 
I love being a mother. 


Bragging rights
I'm a really good hugger. Real talk.
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Currently
Portland OR
Previously
Beaverton, OR - Vancouver WA - Omaha NE - The Dalles OR