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Jeremy Cartee
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What to do when you come home and find a cockroach on your vaulted ceiling...
 
1. Make a plan to call your exterminator.
2. Get a pillow to throw and see if you can knock it down. 
3. Get your son's Star Wars Nerf blaster to see if you can knock it out of the far corner it retreated to after the pillow barrage.
4. Consider defeat and leave the cockroach up there.
5. Realize you are a man and that no stinking cockroach is going to get the best of you.
6. Have your wife mix an essential oil cocktail that roaches hate in a spray bottle.
7. Try spraying the cockroach who is just out of reach and get oils in your eye.
8. Lash an extension pole to a broom using packing tape and stretch wrap. 
9. Climb a ladder propped on the wall and use the extension to knock the varmint out of the corner. 
10. Realize that roaches have wings and scurry to contain it when it flies away. 
11. Thank God that it retreats behind a picture hanging on your wall within reach. 
12. Remove all the pictures around it and then zero in for the kill. 
13. Remove the last pictures and strike with cat-like reflexes.
 
14. Celebrate your victory against the mighty beast with a tequila shot.

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Our whole family just walked out of Avengers Age of Ultron and got a refund. It wasn't because of the movie. It was because of the family that decided it was OK to bring their chatty 2 year old. I didn't pay that kind of money for a distracted cinematic experience. If your child cannot handle sitting still and remaining quiet in a theatre do not take them.

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"Human knowledge belongs to the world." -Milo (Antitrust) Simple sentiment from a silly but fun movie.

Helps me remember Aaron Swartz.
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I'm tired of this. #ios #spotlightfail #apple
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For those of you who do not know. I moved from Ally Bank to Lowe's Home Improvement a couple of weeks ago. I'm still working as a mobile developer. After years in the Charlotte banking scene I was anxious for a new business and new opportunity. Lowe's is a great opportunity and I am excited to be a part of it. I am sad to leave my team at Ally. I really enjoyed working with that development group and learned a lot doing so. However, I'm really excited about my new team and the process they already have in place to get things done. I'm very excited and optimistic about my future here.
 
Never stop improving.

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Thanks Jeff. The difference in response between this same post on G+ and Facebook makes me a little sad. I wish G+ had more traction.
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The Macintosh launched on this day in 1984, changing our lives forever. Bring something new to your life: http://bit.ly/BNR_schedule
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I am tired of spotlight and keyboards failing on my iOS devices. #ios8 #iosfail
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Pine! Apple!
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They omitted Spanish. Piña
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  • Winthrop University
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  • Ally Financial Inc.
    Mobile Developer, 2013 - present
  • Bank of America
    Developer, 2013 - present
    Contract developer for Bank of America's mobile web framework.
  • TEKsystems
    iOS Developer, 2012 - 2013
  • Velocitor Solutions
    iOS Software Engineer, 2012 - 2012
  • Newport Group
    Developer, 2012 - 2012
  • Bank of America
    Programmer, 2006 - 2012
  • Paramount Parks Inc.
    1999 - 2006
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Anderson, SC
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