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Michael Bay’s GMC tow truck in the film stands for Grabowski Motor Corporation, a division of General Motors. With the exception of Optimus Prime, all of the Autobots are General Motors vehicles (Chevy, Pontiac, Hummer, & GMC).  The Obama administration in a round about way acquired GM. There must be a link, then, to our executive branch and this suspected Stargate.

If you only read one massive paranoid screed today about how the Hoover Dam is a Stargate because of the film Transformers, I highly recommend this one.
Predecessor article: “Search for Project Bluebeam converges at Hoover Dam“.  This article, "A Stargate is Born" yielded the latest theory regarding Reagan's space based Star wars program "Star Wars...
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Two men are hospitalized after an alcohol-fueled argument began over which phone is better: iPhone or Samsung.Tulsa police say a woman found a man covered in blood, stumbling around the parking lot...
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That's like using a Windows phone.
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I know how this movie ends. It was Patrick Swayze.
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A family eating dinner at a KFC in Oklahoma was shocked when a porno film started playing on the restaurant’s TV. “I looked up from my plate, and we’re talking full nudity,” said Gerald Whalen, who went to KFC to enjoy a…
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The Xzibit worm
 
"The process is called catastrophic metamorphosis"
Is it a jellyfish? Is it a worm? No, it's an existential puzzle! This larva is yet more proof that nature will never stop finding ways to confound people. It develops itself inside itself, then bursts out of itself, leaving itself behind.
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Later that night, when Luke Goodman was alone in his room, he turned his handgun on himself.

"It was completely a reaction to the drugs," Goodman's mother, Kim Goodman, told the station.
She now wants to spread awareness of the dangers of these edible products.

"It was 100% the drugs," she said. "It was completely because of the drugs — he had consumed so much of it."

It was 100% the handgun that killed this 23-year-old.

I'm not going to say people shouldn't own handguns, but if someone kills themselves with one while high, it's time to spread awareness of the dangers of young people with guns -- not the danger of the legal drugs they might abuse prior to killing themselves.
The family of a 23-year-old Tulsa man believes excessive marijuana consumption led to his suicide.
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So, it's 100% the automobile that kills people in DUI crashes?
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I've never heard the theme from Terminator sound quite like this
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Last guy I saw smiling inappropriately like that was standing in front of four white walls. In a straitjacket.
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Epic moment from Neil deGrasse Tyson's speech in Portland a few months ago. Someone asked about the "Drunk video" that was popular on YouTube.  So he played the original video, and then the drunk version.
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Battery life on the iPhone 6+ is pretty outstanding
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I'm not really sure what people expect from Apple Watch. It's a tiny device that's way less powerful than your phone; of course it is slower. It's also designed to give you notifications, so complaints that it gives you too many notifications are kind of lame. Geez.
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One idea I like about the Apple watch is the haptic (tap tap) feedback. It seems like a cool discreet way to notify.

I can imagine some addictive falsified notifications coming out of that idea. Pavlov style. 
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Who ya gonna call?

The police. 
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Note to self: Gimpie Gimpie perimeter at the secret survival compound that I'm definitely not building so don't worry about it


The Gympie Gympie is an Australian plant with spindly stems and heart-shaped light green leaves. Brushing your hand against it can make you throw up from the pain. Using it as toilet paper has made people shoot themselves. This plant will ruin you.
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I plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes.
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Juggling. Clapping with one hand. Ollie a skateboard. Hockey stop on ice skates. Kermit the Frog voice. Cartman voice. Can gain 60lbs in one year.
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  • ShopTender
    Cofounder, 2014 - present
  • Postano
    Senior Solutions Engineer, 2013 - present
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
  • Storycode
    Solutions Architect, 2012 - 2013
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
  • freerange360
    Digital Plumber, 2011 - 2012
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
  • Handmark
    Technical Project Lead, 2010 - 2011
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
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Mobile-addicted. Web-dependent. Digital Plumber. Nerd.
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I live in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend, a dog, a menagerie of cats, <strike>rats</strike, <strike>fish</strike>, <strike>birds</strike>, <strike>guinea pigs</strike> and <strike>robots</strike>.

I like to hook things together to save myself time.  Especially when I spend 100 times more time saving myself some time than if I had not saved myself some time in the first place.

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    1979 - present
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Douglas Warren, Douglas J. Warren, Jeremiah Warren, nyquildotorg
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