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Jer Warren
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Who ya gonna call?

The police. 
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Note to self: Gimpie Gimpie perimeter at the secret survival compound that I'm definitely not building so don't worry about it


The Gympie Gympie is an Australian plant with spindly stems and heart-shaped light green leaves. Brushing your hand against it can make you throw up from the pain. Using it as toilet paper has made people shoot themselves. This plant will ruin you.
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Why doesnt Google make the iOS version of Google+ be capable of opening links directly in Chrome for iOS?
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We've all been there
Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, will spend at least two years in prison for felony use of a firearm, followed by a maximum of five years for shooting at an occupied building and illegally carrying a concealed weapon.
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Withholding bacon is a serious thing.
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This story makes me smile on the inside. On the outside, I don't dare move a facial muscle.
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This is a pretty great little tale about a crazy thing people believed once.
Do you remember the strange sphere found by a Florida family in 1974? Was it really an alien super-weapon?
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Later that night, when Luke Goodman was alone in his room, he turned his handgun on himself.

"It was completely a reaction to the drugs," Goodman's mother, Kim Goodman, told the station.
She now wants to spread awareness of the dangers of these edible products.

"It was 100% the drugs," she said. "It was completely because of the drugs — he had consumed so much of it."

It was 100% the handgun that killed this 23-year-old.

I'm not going to say people shouldn't own handguns, but if someone kills themselves with one while high, it's time to spread awareness of the dangers of young people with guns -- not the danger of the legal drugs they might abuse prior to killing themselves.
The family of a 23-year-old Tulsa man believes excessive marijuana consumption led to his suicide.
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So, it's 100% the automobile that kills people in DUI crashes?
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I've never heard the theme from Terminator sound quite like this
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Last guy I saw smiling inappropriately like that was standing in front of four white walls. In a straitjacket.
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I have two home screens on my shiny new iPhone 6 Plus. Sharing them for my amusement.
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iBraggard!
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I definitely feel good using Comodo for SSL certs... 
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LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.
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When reading a title will make me LOL.
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Can someone translate this for me, please?
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Okay, thanks. That's a good meme :D
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I plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes.
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Juggling. Clapping with one hand. Ollie a skateboard. Hockey stop on ice skates. Kermit the Frog voice. Cartman voice. Can gain 60lbs in one year.
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  • ShopTender
    Cofounder, 2014 - present
  • Postano
    Senior Solutions Engineer, 2013 - present
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
  • Storycode
    Solutions Architect, 2012 - 2013
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
  • freerange360
    Digital Plumber, 2011 - 2012
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
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    Technical Project Lead, 2010 - 2011
    Plumb data, invent ludicrous schemes
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Mobile-addicted. Web-dependent. Digital Plumber. Nerd.
Introduction
I live in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend, a dog, a menagerie of cats, <strike>rats</strike, <strike>fish</strike>, <strike>birds</strike>, <strike>guinea pigs</strike> and <strike>robots</strike>.

I like to hook things together to save myself time.  Especially when I spend 100 times more time saving myself some time than if I had not saved myself some time in the first place.

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    1979 - present
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Douglas Warren, Douglas J. Warren, Jeremiah Warren, nyquildotorg
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