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The greatest app promo video EVER.

This is the promo video for the app[1] I've been working on, AutoFugue.

If you've ever heard Vivaldi's "Four Seasons", and thought: "This is nice and all, but what it really needs is some deep thumping, fresh wubbin', dubstep beats"?  Well friend, God has finally answered your prayers in app form.

And either way, I'm sure you can agree that this is truly the greatest app promo video of all time.

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the Play Store: https://goo.gl/oIJ1yF

iTunes: https://goo.gl/Xb7InS
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Congrats on the app release! 
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"There is room at the inn, but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is low class and a dump."
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Jens this is insane, heh, i love it.
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Deciding whether to have LinkedIn spam all of your contacts is the modern day Prisoner's Dilemma. 
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DESPAIR BEAR STARE!

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The Bears are: Kierkegaard (red), Heidegger (yellow), Nietzsche (green), Sartre (blue), and Beauvoir (pink). The symbols are a cross (Christianity), a U for ubermensh, and "nothing" for nothingness for Sartre. The other two symbols don't mean anything special.
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Remember this the next time someone tells you the web is the future.

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When the quest for the Ballmer peak¹ goes a little too far :-)

¹ https://xkcd.com/323/
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Looks like +Jen Karner​ might get her wish of smaller Wear devices for smaller wrists.
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We should *be so lucky* as to have a vast, faceless meta-governmental conspiracy that was competent enough to pull this off. It would mean that adults were in charge. Or Gods.
How is this koo-koo krazypants getting a cover story? I mean, I love apocalyptic illuminati conspiracy fiction as much as the next guy -- ok, a lot more than the next guy, because that guy's a sheeple -- but come on. Slow news week? Ran out of Dirt Rave stories already? We should be so lucky as to have a vast, faceless meta-governmental conspiracy that was competent enough to pull this off. It would mean that adults were in charge. Or Gods. A thu...
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If the secret powers that be are trying to kill people off via chemtrails, they're doing a terrible job of it. Populations continue to grow, somehow this doesn't seem to convince the granola dingbat crowd. 
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Looks like our promo video is working as intended?
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Shoutout from Artem! I hope that +Kirill Grouchnikov picks up on this craziness.
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If you're having Go problems, I feel bad for you, son. You got 99 channels, but still -- try +1.
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Full time (and then some) Android hacker, homesick Pythonista, aspiring interaction designer, and irredeemable perfectionist.
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Required* reading: http://www.merlinmann.com/better

* Well, not "required" obviously, but theoretically you're reading this to find out about me -- here's something that'll tell you a _lot_ about me, if you're paying a little attention.  Otherwise, why are you reading this?  Go do something you love!

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Android development; finding all the holes in your design
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  • Target Corporation
    Software Engineer, 2015 - present
  • Code42
    Software Engineer, 2010 - 2015
  • Target Corporation
    Software Engineer, 2009 - 2010
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Another Period - Movies & TV on Google Play
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Money. Sex. Drugs. Merkins. The Bellacourts of 1900s Newport have it all and want even more in a satirical series that exposes just how low

Airbnb – Android Apps on Google Play
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Make travel planning as mobile as you are with the Airbnb Android App! Airbnb opens the door to the world’s most interesting places to stay

AutoFugue - Android Apps on Google Play
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Do you love classical music but think it needs a bangin', booty-shakin' beat? Well Hallelujah, your prayers have been answered! Introducing

Time Mesh Watchface – Android-Apps auf Google Play
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Time Mesh is a motion based Android watchface. If you are calm, time moves in an orderly fashion. If not, ripples will propagate through you

Calm - Meditate, Sleep, Relax - Android Apps on Google Play
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Need a little more calm in your life? You’ve come to the right app! Now available for Android, Calm can help you meditate, sleep, relax and

Project Fi by Google - Android Apps on Google Play
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Project Fi is a new wireless experience from Google designed to help you get the highest-quality connection, enable easy communication acros

Indiegogo - Android Apps on Google Play
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Discover new campaigns or keep track of your favorites—anytime, anywhere. Whether you’re interested in the latest wearable devices, new up-a

Watch Face BSOD - Android Apps on Google Play
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Fun your friends with windows Blue Screen Of Death Watch Watch Face. Clean and fast watchface for everyday use.Install App -> Go to Android

AUTONOMY, Y'ALL! An Open Letter To Internet Douchebags.
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Dear Internet Douchebags, God bless America, amirite?! This is a country in which I can show you most, but not all, or all, or none of my bo

At Work - Android Apps on Google Play
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With "At Work" you can manage your working hours so simple and straightforward! The application is also available for Android Wear devices (

HBO NOW - Android Apps on Google Play
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HBO NOW is the new standalone streaming service that gives you all of HBO®—every season, every episode of HBO's original series—plus more of

Grant Morrison - Google Play
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Grant Morrison, MBE is a Scottish comic book writer, playwright and occultist. He is known for his nonlinear narratives and countercultural

Приложения на Google Play – Red Bull Alert
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Настройтесь на подъем с будильником Red Bull Alert. Победите сон.Red Bull Alert — первый в мире будильник, который заставит вас быстро выска

Lifeline – Android Apps on Google Play
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ON SALE FOR A LIMITED TIME!Lifeline is a playable, branching story of survival against all odds. You will help Taylor make life or death dec

Grilled Macaroni and Cheese
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You're gonna need: elbows (macaroni, not human elbows) - ~12 oz box Sharp Cheddar Cheese - 1 big chunk 1/4 flour 1 stick of butter a little

Geometry Wars 3: Dimensions - Aplicaciones Android en Google Play
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¡Vive el nuevo capítulo de la premiada franquicia Geometry Wars y disfruta de sus gráficos de alta calidad similares a los de una consola, t

I love these guys. They make great, solid clothes that still look good after dozens and dozens of washings and plenty of abuse. The staff is helpful, attentive but never pushy. Their clothes cost a little more than some might be used to, but they're worth it. You definitely get what you pay for.
Public - a month ago
reviewed a month ago
If you're looking for the dullest sandwiches in town, your search is over: it doesn't get any more boring than Jimmy Johns. That said, every Jimmy Johns I've ever been in has been clean and reasonably comfortable, and the service has always been prompt and friendly.
Food: Poor - FairDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
A whole lot of "meh". The selection is passable for their size. Prices aren't very good, though I've seen worse. Staff is competent and quick, and friendly enough, but service is rarely great. All around, the place is better than nothing, but it seems like the owners have decided to firmly rest on the advantage of their location and being the local "default" liquor store, instead of trying to do anything to make their shop a destination. If it's the only place within winter walking distance, like it is for me, it could be a lot worse. If you're driving, you probably want to go elsewhere.
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Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
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Customer service is fine. Not great, but not awful like some other reviewers are claiming. Docking them a star for disabling NFC payments, though.
Public - 3 months ago
reviewed 3 months ago
The staff has always been very friendly and quick, and it's a lot cleaner and better organized than most of the convenience stores in the area. It's a mostly unremarkable gas station/convenience store, and their selection of certain convenience items, like basic cleaning supplies or toiletries, is somewhat limited, but these are minor issues. As an urban convenience store, they serve their purpose well. Bonus: they accept Google Wallet & Apple Pay! How cool is that?
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
FAR preferred over the tiny screens at most AMC theaters. This place has much more comfortable seating, bigger screens, and all for the same price or less than similar sized competition.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago