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Jennifer Lizza (Outsmarted Mommy)
Works at Outsmarted Mommy
Lives in USA
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Tomorrow Will Be Better
When I was a kid I was convinced I could save the world.
The funny part about that is not necessarily the naivety of me thinking I could
save the world, it is the fact that I had no idea what the world needed saving
from. When I was five years old I loved e...
When I was a kid I was convinced I could save the world. The funny part about that is not necessarily the naivety of me thinking I could save the world, it is the fact that I had no idea what the world needed saving from. Whe...
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A Trip To China
When you become a mother all humility pretty much
goes out the window. It starts when you’re in labor and from what I can tell it
continues until your kids move out of your house. I no longer get privacy when
I pee, shower or change. I was considering bolti...
When you become a mother all humility pretty much goes out the window. It starts when you’re in labor and from what I can tell it continues until your kids move out of your house. I no longer get privacy when I pee, shower or...
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Moments Turn to Memories
What is in a
moment? Is one moment not just a blip in all the moments of our lives? Sure it
is. One moment is just that right? It is nothing more, nothing less. A moment
is a piece of time that happens and then moves on as our lives propel forward.
Or is it...
What is in a moment? Is one moment not just a blip in all the moments of our lives? Sure it is. One moment is just that right? It is nothing more, nothing less. A moment is a piece of time that happens and then moves on as ou...
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A Book Review and GIVEAWAY: This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by Clint Edwards
There are a
lot of awesome things about blogging but one of my favorite things is the
people I have gotten to know along the way. Clint Edwards of No Idea What I’m Doing: A Daddy Blog happens to be one of those people. I started to get to know
Clint through...
There are a lot of awesome things about blogging but one of my favorite things is the people I have gotten to know along the way. Clint Edwards of No Idea What I’m Doing: A Daddy Blog happens to be one of those people. I star...
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#PeanutsMovie  opens today! Here is my family's official review. Hint Cancel  your plans and head to the movies. 
This week my family had an amazing experience attending the Peanuts event at The Children’s Museum of The Arts in New York City followed by a prescreening of the movie. At the event my boys had …
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They grow up so fast. Sometimes it's the smallest thing that makes us stop and look around. 
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THERE ARE THREE ARREST WARRANTS FOR SHENEKA RENEE JAMES TORRES.  SHENEKA IS WANTED IN BEAUFORT, SC, SAVANNAH, GA AND THE STATE OF KENTUCKY.  SHE OWES BACK CHILD SUPPORT FOR THREE CHILDREN.  SHE IS ELUDING AUTHORITIES AND STEALS FROM HER ELDERLY GRAND MOTHER WHO IS ON A FIXED INCOME AND IN REHABILITATION IN GA.  SHENEKA REFUSES TO GET A JOB AND TAKE CARE OF HER RESPONSIBILITIES AS A MOTHER.  
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A Bittersweet Goodbye To Preschool
Bittersweet,
people use the word all the time but when you find yourself in a situation that
fits the word, it is often more bitter than it is sweet. It’s often difficult
to describe our emotions when we find ourselves in one of these “bittersweet”
situatio...
Bittersweet, people use the word all the time but when you find yourself in a situation that fits the word, it is often more bitter than it is sweet. It’s often difficult to describe our emotions when we find ourselves in one...
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The Picture Book
If you have
a Facebook account you are well aware of the See Your Memories feature. If you don’t have an account here’s a
brief rundown. Facebook gathers your memories from that particular day from a
year, two, five or even six years ago and reminds you of ...
If you have a Facebook account you are well aware of the See Your Memories feature. If you don’t have an account here’s a brief rundown. Facebook gathers your memories from that particular day from a year, two, five or even s...
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Parents tend to have a lot of different opinions on what qualifies as the best way to raise our children. We may not all see eye to eye on the...
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Allow Your Children To See That There Is Kindness All Around Us
Parents tend
to have a lot of different opinions on what qualifies as the best way to raise
our children. We may not all see eye to eye on the foods we feed our kids, the schools
we attend or the sports they should or should not play, but I  think it’s safe...
Parents tend to have a lot of different opinions on what qualifies as the best way to raise our children. We may not all see eye to eye on the foods we feed our kids, the schools we attend or the sports they should or should ...
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There are moments as parents that take our breath away and they are always when you least expect it.  Tonight I had one of those moments. 
There are moments in parenthood that take your breath away. They are not ever the moments you anticipate. They are the ones that catch you when you least expect it. They are the ones that make you stop for a moment and think ...
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Stay at home mom to two energy filled, crazy, lovable boys. Traded in my salary to raise my children. They outsmart me daily. In my defense it's probably the lack of sleep.
Introduction
Before having children Jennifer thought being a stay at home mom would be a walk in the park. Now that she's doing it she realizes it's more like a run in a zoo (without cages for the animals). She traded in her salary for sloppy kisses, corporate lunches for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and sales meetings for finger painting sessions. Her two boys outsmart her on a daily basis although in her defense it could be the lack of sleep. She writes to stay sane on her blog Outsmarted Mommy and has been featured on The Huffington Post, Today Parents, Mamapedia, Scary Mommy and iVillage Australia. She is also a contributor for Felicity Huffman’s What The Flicka?  Her children are not the least bit impressed they just want to know what's for dinner.  You can follow their journey at Outsmarted Mommy, on Twitter as @outsmartedmommy or on Facebook.
Bragging rights
Featured on The Huffington Post, Today Parents, Mamapedia, Scary Mommy & iVillage Australia. Contributor for Huffpost Parents & Felicity Huffman's What The Flicka?
Education
  • Journalism
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Work
Occupation
Raise, Love, Educate, Feed, Cuddle, Change, Bathe & Comfort 2 monkeys, I mean children.
Skills
Diaper changing on the fly, boo boo fixer, vegetable hider, wrestling referee, toddler translator
Employment
  • Outsmarted Mommy
    Founder, Owner, Writer, Editor in Chief, present
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Currently
USA