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Jennifer Halsey
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Attended Guilford Tech High Point NC
Lives in North Georgia
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We've got a few running several flavors, Ubuntu 12.04 on the main computer, a couple of Xubuntu netbooks, and a couple of Edubuntu laptops for the kids.  We've been home users since 5.04 and we'd be lost without Full Circle.
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Pirates Band of Misfits was a really cute movie with lots of "British" music & humor; but this song was too good not to add to the collection. +Ryan Halsey +Jessica Neander 
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Thanks for the rain Mother Nature, but it would have been nice if you'd given me a heads up before I watered the garden.
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I think you're thanking the wrong person, but you wouldn't get any notice from Him, either. :-) As Jesus said, "He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."
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Black Widow Spider bite today.  Not as dangerous as I thought, but still hurts aplenty http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/black-widow-spider-bite
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I think Twisted Panties would be an excellent name for a band.
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If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the Seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

#Unix   #DOS   #MAC   #Windows   #Linux  
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Today, our rain gutter dog is 112!
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Healthcare Compliance Consultant
Employment
  • Homeschool
    Teacher, present
  • J E M Halsey CCS-P
    Healthcare Compliance Consultant, 2006 - present
  • Harry C McDonald MD
  • Stephens County Hospital
  • Rehability Corporation / HealthSouth
  • Otsego Orthopedics
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North Georgia
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Upstate New York - North Carolina
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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others - Ayn Rand
Introduction
I am a homeschooling mom and healthcare compliance and coding consultant.  In both these fields, I am obsessive about technology; in particular, with open source software, Linux, and cross-platform applications.  
Education
  • Guilford Tech High Point NC
  • Utica College Syracuse University
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