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Jeffrey TheSeries
Worked at Abercrombie & Fitch
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HEADSHOTS!!! After everything I’ve been through with the spray tan technician whose IQ is in the minus category I tried to make lemonade out of lemons. But, HELLO!?? My headshots appear as though I was auditioning for a role on The Walking Dead. Which, if someone important is reading this, I am totally available and will be camera ready once I exfoliate fully. So contact me and I’ll make sure to be there on set one hour early!
The possibilities good headshots make are endless. I can be doing commercials and The Ellen Show in no time at all! Andy Cohen, here I come! All I need to get are new, perfectly skin toned headshots and then I can reproduce those pictures and pass them out to every agent of every boy band in every city in the world! See? Endless possibilities lay ahead of me. I truly need great pictures and… social media skills! Oh dear me, it’s back to that albatross around my neck. My old demon, Social Media. Like what? Twitter?! Hmmmmmm…. I have a phone. How hard can THAT be???  http://www.jeffreytheseries.com/jeffrey-web-series/headshots/
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Why didn’t I read the fine print about my spray tan?! Nonetheless, I’m not looking back … I’m going forward and having my Head Shots taken so I can be put out there for the world to see. I am making lemonade from all the lemons I’ve encountered so far in my journey so far. And I can feel this in my bones, my face will draw everyone to love me. I hope I can remember my poses. I was practicing that for hours in front of my bathroom mirror. After all, it’s only my face they will see … right?
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I walked in and instantly took the bait of spray tan and head shot special! I'm on my way to my head shots, but I hope he has a filter to tone down this tan. Let's just say it wasn't the one I wanted, but it was the one I could afford! Damy you Oscar nominations and expensive theaters! You just wait until I become famous and so I can save money and get those screeners in the mail. You just wait! Then I can spend my hard earned money on a better matching, more - how do I say it - realistic tan! I will, God as my witness, never go this color again! All I can say is thank goodness I will be having a professional do my headshots! What could possibly go wrong there? Professional lighting, cameras, etc. I just need to clam down and not sweat and make my tan color run onto my clothes. Boy band fabulousness is HARD!!!   (http://www.jeffreytheseries.com/jeffrey-web-series/spray-tan-blog/)
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Protests. Signs. Hate. Love. Oh my! Reverend Fred Phelps from the Westboro Baptist Church is dead. What to think?! I have mixed emotions. I've asked my friends, too. Here's what I really think!
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I was wondering what protesters (if any) are going to picket Fred Phelps funeral? I know... LET'S HAVE A CONTEST! The best signs will be featured in an upcoming Special Episode. Submit as many sayings as you like! You have until 7pm Pacific Time today. Ready. Set. GO!!!!
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Here's my red velvet rope round up!
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I have enemies? Oh dear. Sigh. The price of fame.
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I would never assume that I am the perfect natural color. That's why I'm tanning for my future! And believe me, my future is in a darker shade than pale or pasty! This can only take me on my road to boy band success at a better speed. Everyone loves a good tan. The hearty, healthy glow of a tan screams I'm someone to notice! And I'm just the man who can't wait to be noticed! Watch out, Beverly Hilton Hotel, I'll be poolside in no time taking calls and meetings!
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"Blogs From My Cubicle" - GRATITUDE!!! The Fred Phelps Funeral. I don’t know why but when I heard that Rev. Phelps was sick I wanted to start making protest signs. You know, like the ones he made when he protested Matthew Shepard’s funeral. Those hate signs. I didn’t know what signs to make so I asked a bunch of friends. Both of them gave great suggestions. But now that Rev. Phelps is dead I’m filled with mixed emotions. Wondering, if Osama has a new bunk mate, as well as not wanting to be as mean spirited as him and his family.
The Phelps family asking for peace and to be left alone to grieve is ironic to me considering all those families that Westboro Baptist Church protested, yelling that they were glad that this person or that soldier died. The sheer evil that stemmed from these people and their beliefs have certainly made the world aware of who they are and how much their God hates!
I’m choosing a different route. Gratitude! I am grateful for the lessons Fred taught us! He showed us how NOT to love! He showed us that IGNORANCE isn’t bliss. He showed us that small minds have tiny goals… and even smaller churches!
RIP Rev. Phelps. We will never forget you.
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OK, so the world is a lot meaner than I thought! You can finish reading my blog here.
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  • Abercrombie & Fitch
    Assistant Manager, 1996 - 1998
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Los Angeles
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Thinking outside the cubical walls and embracing mid-life FABOULOUSNESS!
Introduction
Jeffrey, a flamboyant, overweight, 55 year old man trying to stay relevant by tackling the mid-life crisis with style.
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INTERESTS: Skinny jeans, spray tans, teen endorsement deals, social status, social media, celebrities bad behavior and bullying Republicans, just to name a few.
Education
  • Marymount High School
    1962 - 1971
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Friends, Dating, A relationship, Networking
Birthday
April 30, 1958
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Single