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Jeff Stoner
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Attended Southmoreland High School
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I sang this up and down California for our road trip this summer.
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...Til the stepin's done.

Frame assembled. Next, I need to put the sun shade on and secure it...somehow.
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Poles and frame piece all cut and fittings attached. Tomorrow, I assemble.
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You're not too far off, +Sheri B.. It's the frame for a sunscreen over my deck. So I, my family and the herbs and veggies we grow there don't get blasted from the sun.
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BOOM! SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA-LAKA!
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The Tour de France was started to
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Deliver mail
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Settle a bet
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Sell newspapers
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Decide a to suitor marry a heiress
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All of the above
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I was just made an admin for a SharePoint site. I feel like I've been infected by some horrible disease. Personally, I'd rather suffer from food poisoning, festering boils, impacted molars, migraines, blistering sunburn all at the same time than use SharePoint.
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Add to that gargling broken glass and taking a summer vacation-long skinnydip in a pool of boiling vomit and you might start feeling some relief.
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Burned the shit out of my shoulders because I forgot to put on sunscreen while working on the deck. The color is a bit washed out in this pic but believe me, my upper back is red, hot, and hurtin'.
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Nice work
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I can grommet. Now, if only I could Wallace, I'd be unstoppable!
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You're a force to be reckoned with! 
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Go get you some. You will not regret it, I promise.
 
It’s my birthday this week, but you all get the gift! I’ve discounted my entire catalog. All of my books are 99 cents (or free). Help spread the word! It only lasts until it runs out of steam, so jump while you can.

This includes my near-future sci-fi superhero-ish conspiracy thriller THE MINUS FACTION, which concludes with Episode Six, coming this summer:
"A unique brand of justice, morality, and heroism."
"Gripping, immersive, entertaining."
 
An enigmatic mastermind assembles four people with exceptional talents and offers them everything they want in exchange for the impossible—but with the promise that not all of them will survive.
 
THE MINUS FACTION is a cliffhanging near-future serial about extraordinary abilities and how not to use them. Each of the six novella-length episodes tells a complete story while unraveling the relentless global conspiracy threatening to hack the human race!

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Rick-Wayne/e/B00AKDPL0Q/

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Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/minus-faction-episode-one/id907959470?mt=11&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/author?id=Rick%20Wayne&hl=en
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Work
Occupation
Nerd and Smartass
Employment
  • Dimension Data
    Sr. Systems Architect, 2011 - present
  • OpSource Inc.
    Cloud Evangelist, 2004 - 2011
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Systems Analyst III, 1995 - 1999
  • Blackboard Inc.
    Unix Engineer, 1999 - 2004
Basic Information
Gender
Male
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Networking
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Married
Other names
Stoner
Story
Tagline
Purveyor of snark
Introduction
I work in computers (that whole "cloud" thing.) If I told you any more about my job, your eyes would glaze over.

I live in rural Virginia because I prefer the sounds of nature over the sounds of city traffic.

I support the arts as directly as possible - because art, in all its forms, must thrive.

I enjoy people - because man was not meant to be alone.

My principle philosophy: If you're not having fun doing what you're doing, make it fun. If you can't make it fun, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

"If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things." - Karl Pilkington

Circling
I will probably not circle you back if:
  • You have no posts
  • You don't fill out your profile (how am I supposed to identify with you otherwise?)
  • You only post links to websites/photos/videos
  • You are obviously advertising your business
  • You're pawning yourself off as a "SEO [whatever]"
  • You don't speak English
Bragging rights
I got pulled over for driving 55 in a 25. I drove away with a verbal warning.
Education
  • Southmoreland High School
    1988 - 1992
  • Grove City College
    Electrical Engineering, 1992 - 1994
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Information Systems, 1994 - 1998
We stayed the weekend of February 19th to attend a family function. Our room was clean, the bed and pillows were comfortable. Check in and check our were fast and easy. The staff were courteous, pleasant and helpful. We will stay here again because our experiences in the past have always been positive.
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Simply the best thin crust pizza around.
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I already knew exactly what I wanted before I stepped into the showroom, I only needed to test drive the '11 CRV before making my final decision. Theresa explained the available options and handled the sale quickly. The only negative about my buying experience was waiting for the financing manager to get through with another couple - though I can't blame that on the financing manager, sometimes it just takes time (unfortunately, my 2 year old son doesn't understand that.) We got good financing terms and they issued plates on the spot.
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