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Jeff Stoner
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Attended Southmoreland High School
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Back it! Share the Kickstarter! Make it happen!
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Thanks Jeff!
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I also sort my M&M's and Skittles into groups based on colors.
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Half nuts and full nuts :)
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Hey y'all. Keep yer eyes peeled for a special project announcement on Monday from +Charles C. Dowd.

It's gonna be really cool and really awesome and you really don't wanna miss it.

Yes, really.
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But will it also be really sexy as well or nah? Asking for a duck named Howard.
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Just one of the gems that got air time on the Dr. Demento Show.

And by "gem" I mean "what the hell did I just listen to?"
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If you're in or near Albuquerque, NM, stop in and see the show.
 
Individual shots of mail art sent in specifically for our show. I did not reshoot the things I recieved in the past that were used to fill the last bit of space. I do not have time to crop, resize or tag at the moment so feel free to tag yourselves. 
Thanks to everyone that participated in our first ever mail art show. 
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That was fun. I'll definitely contribute next year.
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Growing up, I loved this song. This video. By the Gods! This video brings it back in the most incredible way possible!
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This is a show I would have loved to go experience.
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I may self-destruct from suppressing far too many F-bombs today.
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I too wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Just because it's a great jam.
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Worst hunting dog, ever!
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He's just luring him into a sense of security before striking! Or this is a live version of "The Fox & The Hound."
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I've often considered getting my ear pierced but, I dunno...I don't think I'd look good with an earring.
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we're all fighting gravity without higher-mass implants in our tissues; but that's just my 2¢
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From an article in one of our local newspapers: "In 2011 the task force saw 19 heroin injuries. In 2012, they saw 18, and in 2013 they skyrocketed with a reported 21."

Really? Going from 18 to 21 is considered skyrocketing?
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Interesting perspective, that.
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Cloud Evangelist
Employment
  • Dimension Data
    Cloud Technologist, 2012 - present
  • OpSource Inc.
    Cloud Evangelist, 2005 - 2012
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Systems Analyst III, 1996 - 2000
  • Blackboard Inc.
    Unix Engineer, 2000 - 2005
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Purveyor of snark
Introduction
I work in computers (that whole "cloud" thing.) If I told you any more about my job, your eyes would glaze over.

I live in rural Virginia because I prefer the sounds of nature over the sounds of city traffic.

I support the arts as directly as possible - because art, in all its forms, must thrive.

I enjoy people - because man was not meant to be alone.

My principle philosophy: If you're not having fun doing what you're doing, make it fun. If you can't make it fun, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

"If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things." - Karl Pilkington

Circling
I will probably not circle you back if:
  • You have no posts
  • You don't fill out your profile (how am I supposed to identify with you otherwise?)
  • You only post links to websites/photos/videos
  • You are obviously advertising your business
  • You're pawning yourself off as a "SEO [whatever]"
  • You don't speak English
Bragging rights
I got pulled over for driving 55 in a 25. I drove away with a verbal warning.
Education
  • Southmoreland High School
    1988 - 1992
  • Grove City College
    Electrical Engineering, 1992 - 1994
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Information Systems, 1994 - 1998
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