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Jeff Stoner
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Attended Southmoreland High School
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Thanks Jeff. i'm glad my children will be safe from the evil that is the female nipple.
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This has it all. Guitar licks, horns, piano, synth...and probably the best opening lyric.

If only the sound quality of the video didn't suck.
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Dear Canada,

I sincerely apologize for forgetting that today is Canada Day. So, on behalf of myself and my family, Happy Canada Day!

-The Stoners
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Like the article says, there are good clinics, there are caring staff...it's a tragedy they're managed by a broken system.
 
And it's happening to pretty much everybody, including me, which is why I just sort of sigh and close the tab when someone asks me, "Why don't you just go to the VA hospital?"

Me and about a million vets would be highly obliged if you were to reshare this. Much love.
Iraq war veteran Chris Dorsey figured that no one would believe he had been turned away from a VA clinic when he sought an appointment for
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While certainly not a combat vet, I have nothing but good to say about the the treatment and help that I have received from VA medical team here in Portland, Oregon. 

So while some places might have worse care for vets, hopefully the people that need help and services can go elsewhere. It does seems the quality of treatment that vets do get does vary widely from facility to facility, which just shouldn't be. 
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While at the store earlier, I grabbing a pack of big, fresh raspberries. Since I haven't had a homemade milkshake in forever, I decided to whip one up.

On another note, I think I need to trim my beard and mustache.
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But you looks so damn content :D
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Come, take a trip with me.
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See ya, Boston.
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Bonus track: These guys! Their lyrics and videos were fun. They made music fun for me.
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I remember having this single in vinyl. :) Good times.
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May 31st, 2010. Day at the beach in Connecticut. Luke didn't like the waves.
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"Talk to the hand" isn't just archaic '90s slang; it's also a reality for D, the half-human, half-vampire slayer of vampires in the bleak, desolate future of Vampire Hunter D. (Because his hand has a gross, sentient face on it.) And that future is about to converge with our own because there is a brand new CG-animated Vampire Hunter D series in the works from California-based studio Unified Pictures. According to a report from Anime News Network,...
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Ahw cool!
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So that's where they come from!
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I like the improvements they've made at Dulles.
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They've turned it into a nice airport.
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Cloud Evangelist
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  • Dimension Data
    Cloud Technologist, 2012 - present
  • OpSource Inc.
    Cloud Evangelist, 2005 - 2012
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Systems Analyst III, 1996 - 2000
  • Blackboard Inc.
    Unix Engineer, 2000 - 2005
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Purveyor of snark
Introduction
I work in computers (that whole "cloud" thing.) If I told you any more about my job, your eyes would glaze over.

I live in rural Virginia because I prefer the sounds of nature over the sounds of city traffic.

I support the arts as directly as possible - because art, in all its forms, must thrive.

I enjoy people - because man was not meant to be alone.

My principle philosophy: If you're not having fun doing what you're doing, make it fun. If you can't make it fun, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

"If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things." - Karl Pilkington

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I will probably not circle you back if:
  • You have no posts
  • You don't fill out your profile (how am I supposed to identify with you otherwise?)
  • You only post links to websites/photos/videos
  • You are obviously advertising your business
  • You're pawning yourself off as a "SEO [whatever]"
  • You don't speak English
Bragging rights
I got pulled over for driving 55 in a 25. I drove away with a verbal warning.
Education
  • Southmoreland High School
    1988 - 1992
  • Grove City College
    Electrical Engineering, 1992 - 1994
  • University of Pittsburgh
    Information Systems, 1994 - 1998
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