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Jeff Robertson
Works at Bottlomline Technology
Attended University of Alabama
Lived in Bayou La Batre, AL
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Surprisingly rural sights within walking distance of this office park.
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That thing where you hear an old song for the first time, like it enough to go find out more about the artist, and they've been dead for almost 20 years.
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Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with an eight year old is one of the more sobering activities you can do on vacation. You will constantly be asked who the names on most of the stars are, proving that even most famous people don't stay famous for more than a generation or two. You will leave the place feeling more than usually like the dust unto which you expect to return.
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You old.
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Dreamt I found a new shortcut to work that involves a bridge clearly intended only for the use of logging trucks (in fact I followed a logging truck across it), and crossing a lake via a strip of sand that looks like it is only visible at low water levels.
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Sounds like The Dukes of Hazzard
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As I was going about my business today the bassline of this song just kind of wormed its way into my head.

I don't think I've actually listened to this whole album since around 2004. In 2011 I heard a jazz cover of "Everything in its Right Place" while eating at Chipotle, and that's about all.
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Those were some strange days. Even the building we used to get fucked-up in is gone.

This is a group of songs I decided were an "album" a couple of years ago:

http://jeff-robertson.com/flvxx/flvxxvm_florvm_sold_us_out_to_mississippi/

If you browse "parent directory" from there, there's all kinds of shit in different directories. Like, 25 years worth. All kinds of varying quality, from utter garbage to stuff I'm not sure I could do again now if I tried.


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The cup at right was originally just like the one at left. Some coffee got spilled on it, and I let it sit for about 6 months before I washed it off. Look what it did!

Yes coffee apparently will "strip paint", eventually.
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GO USA #1
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  • University of Alabama
    1993 - 1997
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  • Bottlomline Technology
    Senior Architect, 2012 - present
  • Bottomline Technologies
    Senior Software Engineer, 2012 - 2012
  • Intuit Inc.
    Senior Software Engineer, 2007 - 2012
  • Digital Insight
    Manager of Web Application Security, 2004 - 2007
  • Magnet Communications
    Software Engineer, 2000 - 2004
  • Sprint Nextel
    Desktop Support Technician, Web Developer, 1998 - 2000
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Bayou La Batre, AL - Tuscaloosa, AL - Lawrence, KS - Kansas City, MO - Atlanta, GA