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Jeff Parker
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Sometimes I'm just in the mood for George Brett highlights. 
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Almost teared up watching the pre-game ceremony. Last October was so special. 
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With back-to-back-to-back home runs in the first inning, the #Royals cruise to a 13-2 win over the Rangers. Recap: http://atmlb.com/1B8u1zT
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Miss you, +Kansas City Royals​.
 
Pitchers and catchers begin to report in FOUR WEEKS! #BaseballBegins
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Bodybuilders debating how many days are in a week will change your view of everything. 
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My daughter graduated from high school Sunday. A lot of family and friends stopped by the house to help celebrate. 
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Spent the weekend at Lake of the Ozarks with my beautiful bride of twenty years. 
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Big, if true. 
Spider-Man is getting a mighty Marvel makeover. Sony Pictures, which has been the steward of the franchise since 1999, is partnering up with Disney-owned Marvel Studios to bring a new version of the Spider-Man character to life. As part of the revamp, the new Spider-Man will first appear in a Marvel film. The companies are not revealing details but that movie is likely to be Captain America: Civil War; the character was a major player in the co...
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Took advantage of this 50° winter weather with our first walk of the year. 
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Jeff, thanks for joining me on Youtube.  You may post more of your wife's videos/singing on my page of the trio. 
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Always the padawan, never the jedi.
Introduction
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Diehard Kansas City Royals fan.
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    PML, 2002 - present
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