I had no sooner just cracked a beer when there was a knock on my door. It was a police officer! I asked him what he wanted he replied,
"Did you happen to have an accident involving a cat on your way home today?"
I told him everything that happened and of all reactions I wasn't expecting he began to laugh and said,
"I think you better come and see for yourself."
We went over to my truck and there, stuck to my front grille, was a dead cat!! Seeing the look of confusion on my face, the policeman explained:
"I got a complaint call from an elderly lady with a cat with walking problems from a bad leg. She said she was having tea sitting on her porch when a strange man pulled over and - to her horror - got a shovel out of his truck with your license plate, clubbed her aging pet cat to death in front of her eyes, buried it and drove away."
The cat I had hit wasn't hers it was another!
That's my Waze story.