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A Komodo Dragon will bite its prey, then follow it for WEEKS, watching it slowly die. They expend incredibly little effort during this process. A single Komodo Dragon can kill a Water Buffalo this way.

1.) That is seriously patient. You taste your food and then wait for weeks to actually eat it.
2.) That is seriously twisted. Not only did you bite your prey, but now you are reminding it for weeks that it is going to die and you are going to eat it.
3.) I think the Komodo Dragon is my spirit animal.
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A (not)friend of mine gets me in a hangout and asks me "What is this noise?". He then, without any warning of what is coming, puts the microphone next to his open computer.

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It is the computer's metronome... Helps keeps the cpu clock in correct time. 
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It's been a while since I've had to active a Microsoft product. I reinstalled Windows 7 on a machine today and remembered that you have to call in activations half the time. This wasn't a big deal to me. Turns out, you don't even have to do that much. They just send you a text and you do a quick fill-in of a web-form. That was pretty freaking easy. I'm pleasantly surprised.

When did this happen?
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It was an OEM key. Sticker on the side of the case. It worked perfect. Back up and running after a gagillion updates.
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That moment when I bring all of the brand new storage on-line and then realize I have to move everything to it.
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This was me a few weeks ago. RichCopy FTW
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I don't know about you guys, but this completes my life.
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what if one of the cupcakes had bacon on/in it? 
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NSA is spying on us. - Meh
NSA is gathering metadata on calls. - Meh
NSA is possibly listening to lots of calls. - Meh
NSA is hacking pretty much all of the internet. - Stop it NSA. handslap
NSA hacks app stores - MOTHER FUCKER. YOU'RE HACKING MY APPS? NO!! NO NO NO!!! YOU SUCK!! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!
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All you need is only NSA! WORLDWIDE!
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What will we find when strip away your finery

I was pretty much like "Please let it happen. Kill her NAO!! DAMN IT!! IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!"
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I was so happy when they surrounded her. I jumped up and down shouting KILL HER! KILL THAT EVIL BITCH! 
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If only this guy knew...
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Good stuff :-D
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The best part of vacation days? Kraken spiced rum in my coffee. Yay day drinking!!
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Day drunk = best drunk + incredible couch naps
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When stupidity gets caught...
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+Christian Naylor I can't argue the Brewers point at all. I mean, that's just the truth.

I honestly thought that the officials were supposed to do basic visual checks through the game.
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The latest version of +Mozilla Firefox  is REALLY nice. When did this happen?
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Chrome is still lighter on battery for me. 
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Browsing on mobile, I can't use chrome to get the full desktop site. I tell it to request the regular site, but I still get the mobile site. Instead, I have to use Firefox mobile to get the full site on a phone.

Browser wars have left us with a choice of a few browsers that can't be adequately used across multiple platforms. But hey, we have choice right??
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On most sites that do this (i always start a mobile window in desktop mode) the uncooperative ones usually have a link at the bottom for it to agree to work right. Others totally do the OP. 
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