I make loud rude comments while walking over, picking up the trash and walking the extra 20 steps to a trash can. Someday I'll probably get beat up. I'm turning into the litter version of THE PUNISHER, except I haven't killed anyone... of course my comments might solicit violence so that counts, right?
So I am walking down the hall, someone approaches, I go to say Hi, but apparently can't decide on Hi or Hello and something like "Hauh" comes out. I am sure the guy I said that to thought, "well, it's nice they got Sparky a job".