Darren Wilson is a god damned American hero and inspiration. That baboon is where he belongs.
You will never have a beer with Darren "Pulling the trigger on a no good n*gger" Wilson
You will never eat a cheeseburger with Darren "Putting the Boot to the Spook" Wilson
You will never hunt apes with Darren "the n*gger scarin" Wilson not having a beer with Darren "nuke the spooks like we did the gooks" Wilson
You will never enjoy a nice dingleberry breakfast with Darren "The Chimp Wrangler" Wilson
You will never order a pizza and watch Band of Brothers with Officer Darren "rounds deployed ta every groid" Wilson. ):
You will never pee in public Darren "The Quick Trigger for the Guilty n*gger" Wilson
You will never get ice cream and ride the Space Mountain at Disneyland with Officer Darren "hootin' tootin' jiggaboo shootin'" Wilson
You will never wrestle shirtless with Officer Darren "Selling One Way Tickets to Guilty Mooncrickets" Wilson.
You will never be able to go on vacation with Darren "I go Rambo on the Sambo" Wilson.
You will never meet another hero like Darren "I got some shine on my shoe" Wilson.
You will never share a plate of wings and pitchers of beer after a range day with Officer Darren "Killing More Spades than Goddamn AIDS" Wilson.
You will never smoke a cigar with Darren 'clearing the smog that is the golliwog' Wilson
You will never go fishing and drinking with Officer "Emptying Clips at Banjo Lips" Wilson
You will never be sippin' some ripple at the holiday inn at a hotel party with eight shawties and rub their nipples when they call me Mr. Wiggles no stop til it tickles and they mouth dribbles while the ass jiggles and she licks our biddles with Darren "ready and rarin' n*gger scarin' jungle tearin' fair and square devil may care wing and a prayer he gets off fair" Wilson