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Surprisingly well-written article, this.
 
Who knew that porn theatres were still a thing? Certainly not I!
The story unfolds pretty much as the more world-weary of us would expect, but it's very entertaining, all the same. 
Going to a porn theater is easy. Finding some random girl on a dating app who’d want to come with me would be difficult. Or at least I thought it would be. After a few days of unfiltered speed-swiping on Tinder, I met Dominique (not her real name), a pretty engineering student from McGill University. We had a quick pre-Valentine’s meetup, and over a drunken conversation at a burger joint, I popped the question. She burst out laughing. After confirming that I wasn’t joking, and presumably deciding I was definitely not a rapist, she surprisingly agreed under two conditions: the movie “can’t have any big black guys and no girl-on-girl action.”
Read on:
http://www.vice.com/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day
(PS: 'Dominique' sounds like a real keeper, Stephen.)
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it is, isn't it. The writer is pretty talented 
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This is the line I'm in arriving 15:55 for a 16:00 entrance. You would not believe how far down the street the other lines go.

Tip: yellowjackets with HOST on can you tell where to line up.

This line went through quickly — now I get to line up for the cloakroom. And then for security :)
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! Goodness! I read that they take security very seriously. I'll leave my big bags at home ;)
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FYI: at this time of day (2 pm) the Van Gogh is utterly impossible to get into even with a museumkaart. I went into the Stedelijk instead.

+Jez tribell
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Oh, we have hinterlands — both outside the Randstad hinterlands, as well as low income housing areas inside it (think The Projects or British council estates or Parisian banlieues — although probably not nearly as bad as those can get).
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Well, almost a photo — it's a video.
 
Okay, not that the kid isn't a fool and not that he didn't need the non-lethal lesson on why it is stupid to stand that close to a dang train, but for real I hope that train conductor gets charged with assault. 
For reasons that remain unclear, a teenager named Jared Michael recently attempted to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train. Despite being a "safe distance" from the train, things didn't go exactly as Michael expected.
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New garden furniture has arrived!

Material is a sort of plastic that's supposed to weather well, on aluminum frame.

(IKEA Falsker, if you care)

(One more chair with armrests was damaged in transit and will need to be exchanged)
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I guess you're talking about Polywood. A recycled plastic made to look like wood.

We have an article on our blog about Polywood you can read it here http://bit.ly/1l1HMXV

#gardenfurniture #patiofurniture #polywood #polywoodfurniture
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I illegally took a picture of how crowded the ground floor at the Van Gogh museum is — and that's just the "contemporaries who inspired him" floor.

The woman in the lower right is the museum security person who first photo bombed me and then told me I couldn't take a photograph even of the crowd, never mind the art.

This museum's procedures seem to be pretty TwenCen.
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+Marko Bosscher the renovation was over a while ago, but they just broke ground on the new renovation. If anything part of the thing is currently building site.
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Mandelbrot art.
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Looks like Samsung's wearable glasses will sell over 9000 units.
 
A new Samsung Gear Glass patent filing shows a design more in tune with Google Glass... if it was mixed with a Dragon Ball Z scouter.

http://phandroid.com/2014/04/15/samsung-gear-glass-patent-part-2/

h/t: +Gglassday for the image.

#samsung #samsunggearglass #gearglass #android #itsover9000  
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That little plothole (of requiring the parents to be utter sociopathic numbnuts for plot reasons) was always the main thing that bothered me about this movie.
 
This. Is. AWESOME.
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I love the troll's comments to the parents.
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My grandmother's garden lawn has been invaded by 'pinksterbloemen' — although it isn't even Easter yet, let alone Pentecost when these are supposed to be out.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardamine_pratensis
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Germany has the same kind of Pentecost holidays. I grew up in a very catholic community, but even there it wasn't that much of a deal. We usually used it to party our asses off at Pinkpop (a Dutch pop festival).
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  • Christelijk Gymnasium Utrecht
    VWO, 1991 - 1997
  • Delft University of Technology
    Technische Natuurkunde, 1997 - 1998
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